Shipping is shitskin behavior

[rap soon nick gurr]

who asked for ur input?

me

 

[worldatwar]

me

who?

 

[rap soon nick gurr]

who?

the guy who invented electricity

 

[worldatwar]

the guy who invented electricity

asked, noob?

 

[rap soon nick gurr]

asked, noob?

 

[Charges officer?]

 

[Namefag]

Bumo

 

[_account]

Bumo

The thread ran it's course albeit

 

[Namefag]

The thread ran it's course albeit

Beating a dead horse is aryan o algo

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

It's also very, very autistic. I never understood this shit and never shipped any of the fictional characters of media I watched when I was a lad.

 

[FloydTech]

shipnoobs legitimately wont let you enjoy shit without having their stupid fucking little fanfic shoved in your face at all moments and you just HAVE to accept it
i remember those caca wouldnt let me enjoy ed edd n eddy in peace as a little kid because there would always be some shithead dog fucking white teenage girl coming to tell me actually kevin and edd are dating even if they barely interact in the fucking show and i fucking watched every episode i know what im talking about you whore
never got it either, i kinda understand the gay waifu shit a little bit as much as i think its lame but shipping is just cuckholdry for insufferable tumblr fandom girls

 

[_account]

Romance in fiction is completely pointless and gratuitous to begin with, the only good story that makes a love story part of the narrative is The Odyssey.
If anything, people should be doing whatever the opposite of shipping would be (trucking?)

 

[FloydTech]

Romance in fiction is completely pointless and gratuitous to begin with, the only good story that makes a love story part of the narrative is The Odyssey.
If anything, people should be doing whatever the opposite of shipping would be (trucking?)

rivalries are the most entertaining thing. i like imagining rivalries, its a thousand times more entertaining than imagining some fake romance. Most media shippers use come from stories with conflict, imagining the conscecuences of the events that happen in it and how it could fuel hatred and conflict among characters is way more stimulating that imagining them all kissing with everything being perfect and clean. Romance is only entertaining if theres drama and hatred in it.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

>You don't understand! These fictional characters just HAVE to date each other! You can't just have platonic relationships in media, literally EVERYTHING has to be romantic and/or sexual in some way.
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"These two male friends in fiction want to have AIDS spreading buttsex because I said so but don't you DARE suggest a guy should ask out his female friend."

 

[Namefag]

"These two male friends in fiction want to have AIDS spreading buttsex because I said so but don't you DARE suggest a guy should ask out his female friend."

They say this word for word btw

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

They say this word for word btw

They want heterosexual men to fuck but if a heterosexual man develops romantic feelings for his female friend they will accuse him of being a creepy monster who only tried to become friends with the woman in the first place to have sex with her.
TL;DR: "Fictional sex good, homo sex good, IRL sex bad, hetero sex bad!" - cacaots

 

[_account]

rivalries are the most entertaining thing. i like imagining rivalries, its a thousand times more entertaining than imagining some fake romance. Most media shippers use come from stories with conflict, imagining the conscecuences of the events that happen in it and how it could fuel hatred and conflict among characters is way more stimulating that imagining them all kissing with everything being perfect and clean. Romance is only entertaining if theres drama and hatred in it.

I think The Odyssey works because it's not just about his love for his homeland and wife, but how he's willing to travel to the ends of the earth and literal goes into Hades in order to get home.
He even had a chance to stay on Calypso's island and never grow old, but he chose to leave and continue searching for Penelope and Ithica.
That type of story has power, more than any modern novel does.

 

[Joseph]

I also can't stand Starco, it's self insert antimatter that ruined what could have been one of the most aryan cartoons of all time, and led to the obliteration of any redeeming value these two characters had. Post-S2 Star is a terrible girlfriend and Marco deserves every bit of NTR he got from her by passing up multiple potential relationships that would have actually made sense, including Jackie who was obviously being built up as a love interest, simply because the writers wanted to force their shitty marriage story into a kids cartoon that was clearly not meant to be about romance.

Grow up cacaot

 

[Soyspotter]

>tfw when ミ★ 𝘈𝘹𝘪 / 𝘕𝘰𝘯𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 / 𝘉𝘪𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳 / 𝘈𝘋𝘏𝘋 ★彡 shows me their ship art of two 8-year-olds

 

[Mongoloigul]

Powerscaling gooder then shitping