Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

>jelqing saved me from suicide

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

>This is a forum for free thinkers.

 

[ザイバツ]

>noobs acting like this never happens but its happened at least twice on this site alone you are all literal smugjaks

 

[Joseph]

>Almost everything is on soyjak.forum, a "sharty"-adjacent shitposting board built around a shared, extremely dense in-group dialect — "geg," "kek," "snca," "goyslop," "namecaca," "opsec," slur-as-punctuation racial and homophobic language, poop/gore humor, and constant recycled reaction images. About 800 of your 862 posts land in just three buckets: /off/ (random one-liners), the SoyBooru "Community Watch" drama thread, and your own blog log.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Piss kink is for the real aryans

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

>No mom, it's not furry porn! Well, it is, but they're called 'flvffferalds' and I need them to own the fuggen gootists!

where giga?

 

[Joseph]

>I thought soyjak forum was meant to be fun and whimsical

 

[QuickSlaughter]

>@Alessio.deguzman0211 Because they are not true Charlie Kirk gooners #JerkForKirk

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>@Alessio.deguzman0211 Because they are not true Charlie Kirk gooners #JerkForKirk

Alessio DeGuzman will always be shroom kvltvre.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

>What's the point of gooning if there's no historical accuracy

 

[Joseph]

>Bridget would say: "Wawa beer. Wawa casinos. Wawa scalping. Wawa wawa."

 

[ザイバツ]

>Its like becoming really heavy, a fart is building up

 

[QuickSlaughter]

>yellow

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

>despite all my rage i'm just a Family Guy Greased Up Deaf Guy in a cage

 

[Joseph]

>let me post on your profile

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

>Let Swaggrz post on your profile, Goot.

 

[Synonymous]

>dead noob, dead noob baby, dead noob, dead noob baby...

 

[joachim]

When I buy the shroom all these quotes are getting added

 

[Sloppyjakky]

>stop raping children

 

[Joseph]

>stop raping children

why the arrow? you tell this to yourself in front of the mirror