Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[Joseph]

>wtf is wrong with you ppl, if you want me demoted then sure that's one thing and not that big of a deal but wtf is this psychological torture???? do u want me to lose my mind?? and i even lost people i thought i could trust like mist who randomly started threatening me for le joon perms, then leaks janny snca, then comes crawling back as if i have 0.05 molecules of trust for him left. do u actually think im that horrible that you need to assume im lying or doing something evil in quite literally every situation??? u dont need to spit in my face at every single turn. this is the most heartbreaking shit to everh happen on a soyjak website

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>wtf is wrong with you ppl, if you want me demoted then sure that's one thing and not that big of a deal but wtf is this psychological torture???? do u want me to lose my mind?? and i even lost people i thought i could trust like mist who randomly started threatening me for le joon perms, then leaks janny snca, then comes crawling back as if i have 0.05 molecules of trust for him left. do u actually think im that horrible that you need to assume im lying or doing something evil in quite literally every situation??? u dont need to spit in my face at every single turn. this is the most heartbreaking shit to everh happen on a soyjak website

Certified pooner classic

 

[Apolloyon]

new quotes added

By the way, the 'A' in the s1sa word here is the Cyrillic A I wrote to avoid wordfilter, I hope that doesn't cause any issues.
>Why does real womanella kind of look sisа in this

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

By the way, the 'A' in the s1sa word here is the Cyrillic A I wrote to avoid wordfilter, I hope that doesn't cause any issues.
>Why does real womanella kind of look sisа in this

Permaban for wordfilter evasion.

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

>DOLL and Shroot are my very best friends, SSL handshake failed and it never ends!

 

[Apeson]

>You should totally mix Xanax and a large amount of alcohol and then sleep in a bathtub you would find it really fun i bet

 

[Goot]

>You should totally mix Xanax and a large amount of alcohol and then sleep in a bathtub you would find it really fun i bet

That wasn't a quote that was me reccomending he kill himself

 

[Apeson]

>That wasn't a quote that was me reccomending he kill himself

 

[Goot]

>That wasn't a quote that was me reccomending he kill himself

Fat Columbian real woman, the only reason you haven't acked yet is that you're so obese that your diameter works like a parachute which has prevented you from fishing with fishie

 

[Apeson]

>Fat Columbian real woman, the only reason you haven't acked yet is that you're so obese that your diameter works like a parachute which has prevented you from fishing with fishie

 

[Goot]

>Fat Columbian real woman, the only reason you haven't acked yet is that you're so obese that your diameter works like a parachute which has prevented you from fishing with fishie

Ok now shroot has to add this

 

[shekel]

>Ok now shroot has to add this

 

[Apeson]

Ok now shroot has to add this

@𝒮𝒽𝓇ℴℴ𝓉 do this goot even agrees

 

[shekel]

>She feels on my flvff till I 88

 

[Goot]

>She feels on my flvff till I 88

Quoting your own unfunny slop is whole new levels of attentionwhoring

 

[shekel]

>Quoting your own unfunny slop is whole new levels of attentionwhoring

 

[shekel]

>Quoting your own unfunny slop is whole new levels of attentionwhoring

@Goot is this a good quote to add

 

[Goot]

@Goot is this a good quote to add

It's not really funny or witty is it?

 

[Apeson]

>It's not really funny or witty is it?

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>The thing to do is yell. Sometimes even now, I have this old dream that somebody wants to kill me and my mother and father are running away with me to Egypt; I hear the sounds of soldiers riding at night and the screams, and I yell, and the yell wakes me up, and then I know that it's a dream. Well, whispering wouldn't work anyhow. Another way is just to tell yourself, "Wait a minute here, this is a nightmare, and I have to wake up in order to stop it." Then just force your eyes open and the dream will be gone. Well, that complicates things; maybe the thing to do is police your mind before you go to sleep. Say to yourself, "I'm going to sleep now, and I'm not going to have any nightmares." It could be done, you know? With practice. You feel yourself getting drowsy- Nothing? Maybe we should take a different line of attack altogether; let us begin by assuming that everything is a dream, which, by and large, it is. When we're awake we have one kind of dream; when we're asleep we have another. The difference is that we control our day-dreams, and the dream that comes at night controls us. Now think about that: when you dream that the rat is there, do you control the dream? Or does the dream control you? Yes, exactly. If the rat were really there, you'd knock it off, wouldn't you? So the fact that you don't knock it off proves it really is a dream. No arms? Since your real life is a greater nightmare than your dreams, it would be cruel to pretend that anyone could help you. What you need is a miracle.