Greatest pickup lines thread

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I'm gonna throw you down (onto my bed) and thrust in any and every direction imaginable hoping I shoot my shot at least once

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Hands behind your back, whore

 

[Apeson]

Ooga booga bix nood where da white womin at.

 

[jim🅱️o]

Everyone is dear to me

even me???

 

[Foggurt]

even me???

Especially you~

Especially you~

I'm sorry for this may God strike me down

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

even me???

Especially you.

Especially you~

that's what im sayin