/GC/ - Gootcore

[Goot]

unironicially a good thing because that means youre anti corruption

How would i even do corruption

 

[Mongoloigul]

 

[Mongoloigul]

Just stumbled upon this shit.

 

[Lateral]

How would i even do corruption

Hey i just gave you 5000 boorubux can you ban @Meursault(1)

 

[supersage]

Hey i just gave you 5000 boorubux can you ban @Meursault(1)

Meurcuck is the one user no one would mourn if he got banned or janny abused against

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Meurcuck is the one user no one would mourn if he got banned or janny abused against

you forgot me

 

[_73]

Meurcuck is the one user no one would mourn if he got banned or janny abused against

Spamming cado if someone DARES to lay a finger on him

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Meurcuck is the one user no one would mourn if he got banned or janny abused against

This is true as evidenced by the time I banned him for no reason and no one noticed

 

[Lateral]

Shortest survival → Longest survival

1. @Jimbo in the OneShot universe
   Dies first. He would immediately start avatarcacaing as Niko, spam walls of text defending the game, and get into slapfights with every NPC. The world itself would reject him out of pure second-hand embarrassment within the first hour.
2. @Barry / Shroot in The Coffin of Andy and Leyley universe
   Extremely short. TCOAAL is already a pressure cooker of incest, murder, and psychological collapse. Dropping a high-drama forum founder into that house would cause the siblings to kill him (or each other over him) almost immediately just to make the noise stop.
3. @Goot in the Pokémon universe
   Short. He’d try to catch everything, post mid takes about type matchups, and inevitably get involved in some dumb controversy. A random wild Pokémon (or an angry trainer) would take him out while he’s mid-argument about why his team is actually based.
4. @ATWA ya dig? / 1844 or something in The Amazing Digital Circus
   Medium-short. The Digital Circus already drives people insane. His particular brand of posting energy would accelerate the mental breakdown process. He’d either abstract early or get stuck in a loop of abstracting while still trying to post.
5. @condolana in the Team Fortress 2 universe
   Medium. TF2 is chaotic enough that a random namecaca can survive for a while by just existing as comic relief. He’d probably main Spy or Sniper, get called a noob constantly, and eventually die to a random sticky trap or backstab while typing in chat.
6. @shipment / cargo in the My Little Pony universe
   Surprisingly long. Friendship is Magic is extremely forgiving. Cargo’s relatively high-activity, less-unhinged reputation would let him settle into some kind of background pony role (maybe a delivery pony) and last a decent while before the setting’s relentless positivity starts to break him.
7. @DOLL AT WORK / DOLL in the Warhammer universe (40k)
   Longest by a wide margin. Warhammer 40k is already pure grimdark hierarchical authoritarianism mixed with constant internecine drama and heresy accusations. DOLL’s long history of adminning, purging, and surviving Soysphere power struggles maps almost perfectly onto the setting. He’d thrive as some kind of mid-level Inquisitorial functionary or Chapter Master equivalent until the inevitable larger catastrophe.

Final order (shortest → longest):
Jimbo (OneShot) → Shroot (TCOAAL) → Goot (Pokémon) → 1844 (Digital Circus) → condolana (TF2) → cargo (MLP) → DOLL (Warhammer)

@Grok make a sequel to this ranking these new people in the same list as the old one:

@Sloppyjakky in the Touhou universe
@RandalSoy in the Ranfren universe
@worldatwar in the Minecraft universe with Aztec mythology elements
@supersage in a mixture of MudRunner and Zootopia
@Steve in the Mega Man universe
@AnonymousAgainstImperator in the Roblox Forsaken universe
@ザイバツ in the Sonichu universe

 

[supersage]

@Grok make a sequel to this ranking these new people in the same list as the old one:

@Sloppyjakky in the Touhou universe
@RandalSoy in the Ranfren universe
@worldatwar in the Minecraft universe
@supersage in whatever universe fits him, i’m too lazy to figure out
@Steve in the Mega Man universe
@AnonymousAgainstImperator in the Roblox Forsaken universe
@ザイバツ in the Sonichu universe

put me in either the zootopia universe or in mudrunner's 90s russia or fuck it combine both, be cold and poor in a heccin flvfffeelerpilled world

 

[Goot]

put me in either the zootopia universe or in mudrunner's 90s russia or fuck it combine both, be cold and poor in a heccin flvfffeelerpilled world

No
You're getting eurotruck simulator

 

[Goot]

put me in either the zootopia universe or in mudrunner's 90s russia or fuck it combine both, be cold and poor in a heccin flvfffeelerpilled world

I have NEVER seen you mention zootopia before

 

[Tuna]

gay

 

[supersage]

I have NEVER seen you mention zootopia before

i watched it in class once

 

[Goot]

i watched it in class once

It's extremely mid despite the plot being interesting

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

i watched it in class once

Diddy class

 

[Goot]

Diddy class

Finalnd = didystan

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

Finalnd = didystan

didyland

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

The best gootcore is when I get access to his profile

 

[worldatwar]

didyland

the netherlands?