Does anybody else here drink Monsters

[Sloppyjakky]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Jimbo should be able to fly. Xher mind is too obsessed to get its fat little body off the ground. Jimbo, of course, flies anyways. Because Jimbo doesn’t care if humans think xher Oneshot obsession is reprehensible.

horrifying

 

[worldatwar]

get better bait material

 

[Sloppyjakky]

I don't drink much caffeine but whenever I get the chance I'll buy a monster, and it's usually these two flavors; Bad Apple and Viking Berry. Do you guys drink Monster and if so what're your favorite flavors
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>white woman on a black can that says JUICED
i see what you did there jimbob squarepants
noob trying to sneak in blacked jokes

 

[Soyspotter]

Red bull is for pussies and their drinks taste like horse piss BTW

me and my buddies went to walmart in the hood and this negro cashier looks at me buying a monster and stares at the can asks 'monster or redbull?'
I tell him monster and he looks in me in the eyes whispers some ancient curse under his breath and just speedwalks away, like noob what.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>white woman on a black can that says JUICED
i see what you did there jimbob squarepants
noob trying to sneak in blacked jokes

Jimbo is Maximov Goldberg theory

 

[Sloppyjakky]

me and my buddies went to walmart in the hood and this negro cashier looks at me buying a monster and stares at the can asks 'monster or redbull?'
I tell him monster and he looks in me in the eyes whispers some ancient curse under his breath and just speedwalks away, like noob what.

was the cashier's name jimbo

 

[Soyspotter]

was the cashier's name jimbo

he looked pretty malnourished so i dont think so

 

[Sloppyjakky]

he looked pretty malnourished so i dont think so

it was probably trevor

 

[Porfirio Diaz]

Aren't monsters physical doe? as if they have flesh and stuff? Maybe you can drink the blood but I wouldn't advise it.