Who's best doki?

[Namefag]

If you're a fucking casual, you'd probably say Natsuki is best doki. However, if you're not just a casual but a fucking NEWcaca, you'd probably say Yuri is the best doki.

In my opinion, the best doki is Sayori: because she hangs herself exactly as the average DDLC fan ends up doing.

 

[korg]

holy shit. Just read the plot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Shift_NursesOr better yet just don't. Is this shit what glowberg is into? He's a real psycho.

How tf did you even stumble upon this?

 

[Assistant]

The Space Wizard from Space Station 13 could use his rod to pierce a hole in all of them and kill them.

 

[worldatwar]

 

[Apeson]

How tf did you even stumble upon this?

He would've picked one of the bitches from night shift nurses

 

[worldatwar]

mention anything about ss13 if ur a caca

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[korg]

should've asked ribbon that question

 

[Assistant]

A ligger in Space Station 14 would lose in a fight against them, because Liggers are not human.

 

[worldatwar]

mention anything about ss14 if you can't look down at your little meat standing up

 

[worldatwar]

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[Assistant]

The average Goonstation player could not beat them in a fight.

 

[Assistant]

The average /tg/station player could not beat them in a fight.

 

[Assistant]

The average monkestation player could not beat them in a fight.

 

[Assistant]

The average /vg/station player could not beat them in a fight.

 

[Assistant]

The average S.P.L.U.R.T Station player could not beat them in a fight.

 

[Assistant]

The average Sharty Station 13 player could beat them in a fight.

 

[worldatwar]

mention anything about 'space', 'station', the combination of the two, or anything conveying such if your girl gets you pregnant

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[Barry]

The average orbital installation 13 user won

 

[worldatwar]

damn, shroot's girl (@Cat) gets him pregnant

that's crazy..

 

[Namefag]

What does this have anything to do with the SNCA clause?

That section of the signature clause states "ANY ATTEMPT TO NEGATE THIS CLAUSE, OR WRITE IT OFF AS "SNCA" OR ANYTHING SIMILAR, ALSO RESULTS IN GOOT BEING A PEDOPHILE." The SNCA react was not explicitly mentioned, in fact the term "ANY ATTEMPT" implies using SNCA reacts is not the only situation in which this clause can be invoked. The semantic nature of this conversation leaves me no choice but to regard it as an attempt to negate the clause, which makes you a pedophile.

 

[pig]

If you're a fucking casual, you'd probably say Natsuki is best doki. However, if you're not just a casual but a fucking NEWcaca, you'd probably say Yuri is the best doki.

In my opinion, the best doki is Sayori: because she hangs herself exactly as the average DDLC fan ends up doing.
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whichever one doesnt mind chopping corn stalks on a hot iowa summer day while i drink myself to death