What if Google made the BBC Pixel

[soyjaktwentyneutralface]

Kinda like the pixel phones only cacaots and autists use, but with some BLACKED flair.
Features:
>BLACKED browser, only allows you to visit BLACKED, BLACKEDRAW, and some other Greg Lansky interracial porn sites
>White venus moaning ringtones, when you hang up a call some noob says "Take my fucking cock bitch" at max volume
>Pro model with an 8" screen only available in BLACK, sissy cacaot lite model with a 4" screen offered in white
>External vibrator included in the box, connects to the USB-BC port for power
>Modem capable of only 5G data connectivity due to ZOG sissy brainwashing signals not being compatible with 4G/3G/2G radios
>Cliitty leakage and b.b.c cum resistant up to 50ml of fluid
>African tribal alarm clock sounds
>Mandatory BLACKED ad breaks for 20 minutes a day. The phone will lock up if you fail to view them
>Always-on front camera that streams your whiteboi face to chaturbate
>Qmessage, allows you to scan for BVLLS in a 10 mile radius using an enhanced version of the 3DS' StreetPass tech
>B.B.Cdrive cloud storage for storing unlimited files, at the cost of a giantBLACKED.COMwatermark on them
>911/emergency service calling disabled in low-income neighborhoods
Would you buy one

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

The correct thread title would be "What if Claus made the BBC Pixel"

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Qmessage would be worthless because the only Androids the Bvll would ever consider using is whatever Motorola piece of shit Boost Mobile is giving with their prepaid plan, otherwise they're buying an iPhone. With that being said the BBC Pixel would actually be more bang for the buck than the iPhone 17 this year (which the normal Pixel 10 this year is not, seriously wtf is Google doing)

 

[Apeson]

TvrkARYAN phone

 

[Idkchud]

it would get shilled by GrapheneOS like how thinkpads are shilled by libreboot.