What Does The Burger Say?

[jim🅱️o]

Hot dog barks, nugget bites,
Pizza slices through the night,
Taco spins, burrito twirls,
French fries dance with salty swirls.

Chick-fil-A makes a moo sound,
Coca-Cola bubbling 'round,
Doughnut spins in circles tight,
Ketchup squirts with all its might.

But there's one thing we all ask...

What does the burger say?
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom!
Chew-chew-chew-chew-chompy-chomp!
Munch-munch-munch-munch-tasty-crunch!
What does the burger say?

Slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-soda-sip!
Dip-dip-dip-dip-chip-to-dip!
Chomp-chomp-chomp, burrito drop!
What does the burger say?

Grease on fries, buns in stacks,
Secret sauce on Big Mac snacks,
Onion rings that start to hum,
Everyone gets indigestion!

The fast food knows it all,
But no one can recall...
What does the burger say?
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom!

 

[4tehlulz]

delicious and informative thread, I'm trans btw

 

[basil]

soyteen liker in the big almost may.....................................................................

 

[jim🅱️o]

delicious and informative thread, I'm trans btw

the hot dog rapes the nugget when it bites

 

[4tehlulz]

the hot dog rapes the nugget when it bites

 

[Thomsen]

Fact that liker geniunely knows more about mcdonalds than geography makes me think that all illegal immigrants are the blame to american stereotype

 

[Steve]

Fact that liker geniunely knows more about mcdonalds than geography makes me think that all illegal immigrants are the blame to american stereotype

There's a reason why Amerimutts look like... mutts. They're hardly Americans they're usually wetbacks.

 

[jim🅱️o]

There's a reason why Amerimutts look like... mutts. They're hardly Americans they're usually wetbacks.

gosh we really, really need a kettle react or just the breathtaking one

 

[Steve]

gosh we really, really need a kettle react or just the breathtaking one

You know what I mean, they have Hispanic blood.

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

teared up reading this

 

[Thomsen]

gosh we really, really need a kettle react or just the breathtaking one

He is speaking from experience let him be.

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

teared up reading this

cool hit 100 shroom posts

 

[jim🅱️o]

teared up reading this

I cried when they banned Soyteen Liker.

cool hit 100 shroom posts

sigma sigma sigma boiiiiii

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

I cried when they banned Soyteen Liker.

sigma sigma sigma boiiiiii

jimbo said sigma sigma boi, soyteen liker said see you later boi

 

[pig]

Soyteen liker is burning in hell because my mcdonalds order is better

 

[jim🅱️o]

Soyteen liker is burning in hell because my mcdonalds order is better

what’s your mcdonalds order

 

[basil]

what’s your mcdonalds order

i dont think he eats mcdonalds

 

[pig]

what’s your mcdonalds order

mcdouble + 4pc nugget + small thing of fries + small dr pepper

 

[jim🅱️o]

mcdouble + 4pc nugget + small thing of fries + small dr pepper

can i have some

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

can i have some

eat your vegetables first jimbo