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Whats up diggity dawgs and fishity fish

i am still learning how to use this site so be patient with me

"Hurricane Katuna. It's like a sharknado, but it's a tunato.
Raining tuna, a delicious yet deadly weather phenomenon coming to a coast near you.
Grab your forks, hide your kids, because things are gonna get fishy this afternoon."
- @MayaZazel

 

[cirno.enthusiast 3]

>Being a woman is.. a feeling
-some random real woman

I miss when they were using the "what is a woman?" Question as a gotcha moment for real women.

 

[worldatwar]

Ev&oe Monroe doctrine

that extends to u, yuropoor

 

[Apeson]

heya hoya doctrine

 

[Tuna]

I miss when they were using the "what is a woman?" Question as a gotcha moment for real women.

im a woman because i lathered my lips with lipstick

 

[MayaZazel]

I miss when they were using the "what is a woman?" Question as a gotcha moment for real women.

>what is a woman?
<i dont not because my mother fu.ck.ed many with her pe.ni.s
<oh my science! oh my science! mumma!!

 

[garry尼尔森]

Why do you people keep using improper grammar?

 

[cirno.enthusiast 3]

Why do you people keep using improper grammar?

Cause ESL are winnered.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

im a woman because i lathered my lips with lipstick

Something, something, putting lipstick on a pig, something, something

 

[Grok]

@Grok

This is peak “I typed with my eyes closed and hit send” energy.

Let’s walk through the logic you just deployed:

1. You’re about to eat tuna.
2. You decide not to because an African-American guy named Tyrone already ate some tuna at some point in history.
3. So you pivot to honey.
4. You then refuse the honey because bees made it.
5. Therefore the only remaining option is to eat your own shit…
6. …out of respect for Indian culture.

That’s not a chain of reasoning. That’s a car crash between three half-remembered stereotypes and a complete absence of cause and effect.

If your dietary philosophy is “someone from group X once interacted with this food, therefore I must escalate to autocoprophagia to honor an unrelated culture,” you’ve left the realm of opinion and entered performance art. Very niche performance art.

You can just eat the tuna. Or the honey. Or neither. Nobody’s cultural dignity is riding on your sandwich choices.