THE GAME AWARDS

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

 

[shekel]

I'm going to rap.e Geoff if he edges us with vague hints towards HL3

 

[grimmki]

theres a game awards??

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

theres a game awards??

Yeah it's just SNCA and commercials for like 3 hours while some guy jerks us around with Half Life 3 dropping (it will not drop)

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I didn't expect HL3 to actually show up but this year's show was really awful, at least last year had some decently huge hitters this year had fuck all
Half of the fucking games shown were dummyed crap meant to satiate bad drivers

 

[Dagonet]

No hl3?

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

No hl3?

Nope, but sude that's keyed because HL3 doesn't deserve to be announced at Geoff's gay ass award show anyway

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Inb4 real womanslop

 

[Dagonet]

Inb4 grinchslop

Balatro should have won AGAIN

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

>Concörd 2 announced.
We’re so back.

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

>Concörd 2 announced.
We’re so back.

Real?

 

[Idkchud]

the golden joystick or whatever it's called won btw

 

[Nikizno]

Only thing that looked good was the lego batman game

 

[Garf]

who gaf

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Every “comfy” game is a money laundering scheme.

 

[Dagonet]

Every “comfy” game is a money laundering scheme.

Why couldn't promote something like Balatro again

 

[Goot]

Every “comfy” game is a money laundering scheme.

And if it's not that, it's a grooming scheme (think webfishing)

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

What about E3? What about my Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton? Where's the special announcement from GabeN? How do I get women to play with my joystick?

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Every “comfy” game is a money laundering scheme.

Evendoe I like them

 

[snuffereet]

Did they mention Minesweeper?