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My brother asked me if I've been to the strip club by my house (shithole btw) and when I said "no" said "oh, afraid you'll give in and kill one of them" and yea basically
Honestly the only times i thought about going to a strip club was when looking to score dope, like straight up my local strip club has uhhh creatures working there, like i know the local crack whores and like one time i overheard one of them tell a client that she worked at the strip club and it's like bruh who the fuck wants to see this saggy tits fat 40 year old crack whore do a strip tease???
 
Honestly the only times i thought about going to a strip club was when looking to score dope, like straight up my local strip club has uhhh creatures working there, like i know the local crack whores and like one time i overheard one of them tell a client that she worked at the strip club and it's like bruh who the fuck wants to see this saggy tits fat 40 year old crack whore do a strip tease???
Yea, I can tell just by looking at the building that it's fucking nasty in there.
 
You make one joke about wanting to crack the emo wolf hoe hotel mascot and your dumb bitch sister in law never let's you hear the end of it
 
You make one joke about wanting to crack the emo wolf hoe hotel mascot and your dumb bitch sister in law never let's you hear the end of it
There's a crack in my gothic-painted doghouse where the mascot of my hotel lives alongside an old rusty hoe I use for landscaping, and I didn't laugh at this.
 

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