The Cheyenne Codices

We dun killed dat noob Cusdummy n shieet we's finna have they land by 1890 bruh fr dey can't be stoppin us warriors noob

 

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Woke up still kind of drunk the next day and made sure to ease off so I wasn't drunk or hungover by time we got to the wedding. I thought my suit was kind of tacky, but then my former-politician uncle was there and had the exact same amazon vest and tie that I had.
Beautiful ceremony. I was kind of bummed that I didn't have a hoe with me and that I'll probably never get married, but it didn't bother me much.
The aforementioned bro-cousin was there, so we hung out all night. I eventually got pressured into dancing, which, again, I would have done without question if I had a girl. I actually love dancing if I'm not alone. Looking back, surprisingly, I really didn't think about my ex-fiancée (evil whore that I miss dearly) once the entire night. I actually remember being in my room that night and being glad that we split up before getting married, because a wedding like that with her would have felt like a waste.
I distinctly remember posting the song "Go Fishing" by Roger Waters on the schlog music thread and typing out the lyrics that night. It's about uprooting everything and starting a family with a girl just for her to fuck it up by being a dumb cheating whore bitch, basically.

The next day we went to the Grand Canyon, best known for that picture where I accidentally showed half of my face to the entire shroom a few months ago.
I fell asleep on and off during the drive there and I remember hugging my coat and having a few "waking dreams" about cuddling my dog Dolly because I missed her a lot. I was listening to the TomDarkLive video of that failed school shooting by two cacaots.

As I was sitting around waiting for my family to get done in the gift shop, some genuine orthodox liar who smelled like shit asked me where the nearest bathroom was, and I told him. He then got mad AT ME because it was ~100 yards away. Fuck him. Disgusting liar.

I genuinely started tearing up when we got to the Canyon. Pictures don't do it justice, it was absolutely breathtaking and I was just amazed the entire time.

That's basically it. We stopped at a bar that night and then got on our flight home the next day. I had a few drunk hot-tub excursions throughout the trip that I hadn't mentioned. Also, at the time, it was the longest I had gone without weed in a few years

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Aryan, I'm developing a static recomp for a 360 game myself but I won't powerlevel.

I know you said you won’t power level but please say it’s Saints Row 1

 

[CX2]

I know you said you won’t power level but please say it’s Saints Row 1

no its monster jam

 

[shekel]

I know you said you won’t power level but please say it’s Saints Row 1

No, but someone else is working on it

 

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My doordash driver literally couldn't say a single word in English

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

My doordash driver literally couldn't say a single word in English

I think we all know what I'm gonna say

 

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Lol I've spent like 4 hours today not doing my job lol

 

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My shelter dog who's scared of everything is finally warming up to me. The other day she stood up at my desk to try and steal my food and today she's following me everywhere. I'm so happy

 

[Apeson]

blacked box logs model 67

 

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blacked box logs model 67

Fucking finally someone made that joke

 

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Some bullshit I found looking for something in my Snapchat memories (I wasn't even Christian at the time this was just full larp):

 

[Apeson]

Guys blacked box logs model 67

 

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Ts made me laugh so hard, from the 2024 solar eclipse

 

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Ts made me laugh so hard, from the 2024 solar eclipse
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(It worked btw, you're welcome everyone)

 

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Another old picture I never uploaded

 

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My shelter dog who's scared of everything is finally warming up to me. The other day she stood up at my desk to try and steal my food and today she's following me everywhere. I'm so happy

 

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Got my snake moved into his new cage. I'm cleaning all the shit from his old cage tn and I'll post a picture when it's all put together

 

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noobs at work talking about furries GEEEEEEG

 

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noobs at work talking about furries GEEEEEEG

Also they started with talking about a cripple kid idk what these noobs are yapping about