The Cheyenne Codices

We dun killed dat noob Cusdummy n shieet we's finna have they land by 1890 bruh fr dey can't be stoppin us warriors noob

 

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mr president why are you planning to live like a hurricane survivor

Aura

 

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I'm obviously not as depressed as I joke about online, but man, I haven't been this excited in a long time. I can't wait to go check out my (hopefully) future trailer this weekend, or setting it up, or getting out of the memory den that is my house.
The ability to have my own cat is also really cool.
After realizing I'm perfectly capable of getting my own "place" before the winter I've been in such a good mood. Plus, I'll be able to see my grandma more and make use of all of my grandpa's old tools and equipment.

 

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Legendary gas station trip today.
The slots were PACKED with old people (11:30pm btw). Some old guy was muttering on the phone sitting on the cases of beer at the register. Cashier had that condition that makes you mumble and barely audible.
Everyone there was an old redneck and they probably thought I was a cacaot.
Good night so far.

 

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Left on read by another HEARTLESS BITCH

 

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Left on read by another HEARTLESS BITCH
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ok now say "i sincerely hope you commit suicide"

 

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ok now say "i sincerely hope you commit suicide"

I would if this wasn't such an important purchase. If it's not available or she wants me to come during the week I'm calling her a slur.

 

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Left on read by another HEARTLESS BITCH
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Niece just invented my childhood nickname from first principles. Crazy.

 

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Left on read by another HEARTLESS BITCH
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Holy fuck this stupid cunt why arent you on your phone all day you stupid bitch sell me my fucking home already you dumb cow

 

[moidsy]

Holy fuck this stupid cunt why arent you on your phone all day you stupid bitch sell me my fucking home already you dumb cow

you wanna text her this word for word

 

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you wanna text her this word for word
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I bet she'd respond pretty fuckin' quick to that

 

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>tfw you miss out on a nice cheap trailer because some random 40 year old saw you call her a stupid bitch on the soywoahjax forum

 

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First album I ever owned

 

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Nutrailer just dropped. The guy messaged me back immediately so I'm going to lowball the fuck out of him. Hopefully going out Friday. Only concern is that it might not be pullable with my truck, which would be a dealbreaker if true.
Also leak and some water damage, but it's a simple fix. More expensive than I hoped, but basically the cheapest one near me for sale that isn't basically scrap.

 

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My family is so cool. I can call my sister in law a stupid bitch and instead of getting mad she'll just call me a bitchless cacaot. My dad and I make fun of eachother all the time. My brother once joked "has anyone actually been in [my] room? It's probably full of skinned cats and heads"
My stepmom calls me a real woman a lot, not sure what that's about, but it's funny and I make fun of her in kind.
My grandpa was an even bigger asshole. I remember when he met my brother's gf for the first time, he told my brother, "Finally, you aren't dating a white one!"

I think the funniest is when we're at my mom's and she tries to "defend" me in earnest as if I haven't been antagonizing everyone the entire time.
I've said this before, but my favorite example is when my brother called me a "gay jewish furry" and my mom said "He's NOT jewish!"

 

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My family is so cool. I can call my sister in law a stupid bitch and instead of getting mad she'll just call me a bitchless cacaot. My dad and I make fun of eachother all the time. My brother once joked "has anyone actually been in [my] room? It's probably full of skinned cats and heads"
My stepmom calls me a real woman a lot, not sure what that's about, but it's funny and I make fun of her in kind.
My grandpa was an even bigger asshole. I remember when he met my stepsister for the first time, he told my brother, "Finally, you aren't dating a white one!"

I think the funniest is when we're at my mom's and she tries to "defend" me in earnest as if I haven't been antagonizing everyone the entire time.
I've said this before, but my favorite example is when my brother called me a "gay jewish furry" and my mom said "He's NOT jewish!"

I like to think that Christ and the apostles were constantly doing the same kind of loving shitflinging. The stereotype "Hallmark movie Christian family" seems so soulless and bleak. Call your loved ones a fat gay noob. It's good for the soul.

 

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If the trailer I'm looking at on friday falls through, I'm going to buy this one

Also, there was one for around the same price all painted with obnoxious and gay colors inside that I really liked, but it was just too beat-up. If I could have made it through the winter in my dad's trailer, I 100% would have bought it to fix up. The one I'm looking at is unfortunately too nice inside to ruin wirh my hippy artkid bullshit.

It's actually not as bad as I thought, main issue is that it doesn't come with furniture. The price dropped on it recently (it was actually 2k, not 1k and it's now 1500)
I'm a simple man. I'd be able to fit my current bed and that's really all I need for now. I'm half excited because the interior already looks like some bullshit decorating that I would do, but I'm praying I can get the other trailer friday because it's much more practical.
All in all, feels like smooth sailing. It seems like I'll have a comfy place to place to make my own by September.

 

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I feel manic noob, I'm so excited it's pissing me off a bit. I wish I could just sperg here about nothing for an hour but that's gay and annoying.

 

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I'm going to be broke as fuck if I buy this trailer. Getting paid monthly fucking sucks

 

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I can't wait until I can uninstall facebook again bro. I get like 30 notifications a day and it's all just old people I don't remember or whores I went to school with. I DO NOT CARE