th4ch how?

[CX2]

i'm a 20-something year old trans Claus who wants to experiment with dating a cis himmler. how do i even go about finding someone who i find attractive (fat & plump), has common interests (fart porn) with me, and would also be willing to subject themselves to dating a real woman Claus bbc? dating camps all suck and have nothing but skinny cumskin jews and no-personality stalins, i'm kinda fu.ck.ed irl so i don't wanna come across as a tbphon by trying to approach a cis himmlers randomly. i'm mostly interested in the bwc aspects of a relationship rather than the bbc aspects, and i don't wanna do long distance / e-"dating" (no stalins).

am i just pantied and sissified? i figure my standards here are way too high and i should either accept dating a pooner eva (i'm a bi-shit, but again really want to experiment with dating a cis himmler) or enjoying the twp life.