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KOSHER ENERGY DRINK® (or KOSHER ENERGY DRINK™ in the Hebrew Bible) is a magical Jewish elixir used by Moses, Jesus and Muhammad. It is produced by God/Jabba (in Hungary) and distrubuted to every developed (NON MUSLIM) country in the world, including the Israeli province of Palestine which is a rightful Jewish colony. The first KOSHER ENERGY DRINK® is rumoured to have been created by Adam after tasting the forbidden fruit and mixing it with Caffeine. This angered God, as his own creation has bested him by creating an elixir more holy than anything God could possibly create, so Adam and Steve were kicked out of the garden of Eden and started Amazon to distribute their energy drink. Later, a Lithuanian Demigod created Hungary and Kosher Energy Drink (https://kosherenergydrink.com/) to serve as the headquarters of the operation and Amazon was sold to some bald guy. The country of Hungary serves no other purpose.
