Tell random facts about your life

[Sloppyjakky]

SInce when did Jacksfilms convert?

3 hours ago

 

[XXBHARATKINGINDIAARYANXX]

that olgol is a real woman and i eat water

 

[Zonky]

im tired

 

[grimmki]

i recently have an interest in writing a novel/story becuz i think i got a decent idea could be fun

 

[1876 o algo]

I've never once asked a girl out.

 

[pig]

I used to stick my forearm up the vending machine door at the outpatient facility i was at to get free poptarts (i was actually that thin at the time) and one of the staff caught me one time and took it away

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I genuinely hug my pillows and I do sweet talk to them and saying things like:
>Come on, don't be shy, I know you like this~

 

[grimmki]

I genuinely hug my pillows and I do sweet talk to them and saying things like:
>Come on, don't be shy, I know you like this~

 

[1876 o algo]

One time at a gas station the cashier tried telling me the whole "kids play Minecraft because they yearn for the coal mines" joke and it's the only time I've ever wished the cashier was indian in my life.

 

[grimmki]

One time at a gas station the cashier tried telling me the whole "kids play Minecraft because they yearn for the coal mines" joke and it's the only time I've ever wished the cashier was indian in my life.

i think he was just trying to make his boring ass job a lil less boring you joyless blud

 

[1876 o algo]

My grandmother's family is German.
I was always told not to ask about it, so I assume they either fled from the nazis or fled from the allies.

 

[pig]

my rabbi smacked my son over the head with a talmud and instructed other congregants to throw rocks at him for having a thin rainbow wristband on. the rabbi explained that in jewish tradition homosexuals are cleansed by stoning, and that his actions were rooted in jewish law.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

just helped my dad shovel the snow

 

[1876 o algo]

in jewish tradition homosexuals are cleansed by stoning

It's actually kind of funny how it's taught, it isn't even about cleansing, they had no way to deal with demonic possession before Christ so they just killed you.

 

[1876 o algo]

About a month into my job I realized that I was the only one putting in effort and doing everything properly, and that I should be slacking off way more than I already was

 

[1876 o algo]

My dad probably thinks I'm dummyed because I always text him to ask stupid questions.
I already know the answer, it's just another excuse to text him because he's cool and I love him

 

[Somephono]

On Snapchat/iMessage conversations I visualize the Pepe reaction emote and then get upset that there is no good emoji equivalent

 

[1876 o algo]

On Snapchat/iMessage conversations I visualize the Pepe reaction emote and then get upset that there is no good emoji equivalent

Pepe, Hmmm... and Truth Nuke. it pisses me off when I need them and they aren't there

 

[worldatwar]

Pepe, Hmmm... and Truth Nuke. it pisses me off when I need them and they aren't there

Pepe would be:


Hmmm... would be:


TRVTHNVKE would be:

 

[Zonky]

I am 5'11