Splooge

[General Secretary of SNCA]

hmmm yeah, i love splooging, i just splooge all day, sometimes all i do is just splooge, i don't eat or sleep, i just splooge, splooge on the floor and smear the splooge residue on my face and armpits to absorb the remaining splooge particles, no ones knows i like splooging this much, i keep it a secret so i can hide the fact i splooge this much and also not to spoil it for me, only i should get to enjoy splooging, no one else should, i should make a religion out of splooging, i should sell my splooge to people, i should gift my splooge to homeless people, I JUST LOVE SPLOOGING, MMMMMMMMM, YEAH, JUST FUCKING SPLOOGE, SPLOOGE, SPLOOGE, SPLOOGE.

 

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