Sell me this pen

[Somephono]

 

[moidsy]

buy this pen from me or i will kill myself

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I get it, Wolf of Wall Street

 

[Chloroform]

This pen is a poop that you can put in your ass

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

"So picture a noob's eyeball, right? Well..."

 

[quadruple f]

sell me this pen

 

[Sir]

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You couldn't afford it

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

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sell me this pen

You can draw a really nice view from here

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

You couldn't afford it

Fuck you! I'll buy 4 of them you broke fuck

 

[Nvtral]

the correct answer to this question is met by demand. like most items, if someone needs it they'll buy it.
if the person asking it doesnt need a pen then there's no point in trying to sell it unless it comes off with any other kind of reward or specialty.
the perfect way would be making demand be met.
>Sell me this pen.
<Here's a giveaway you can join for a tv, all you have to do is sign this paper.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

the correct answer to this question is met by demand. like most items, if someone needs it they'll buy it.
if the person asking it doesnt need a pen then there's no point in trying to sell it unless it comes off with any other kind of reward or specialty.
the perfect way would be making demand be met.
>Sell me this pen.
<Here's a giveaway you can join for a tv, all you have to do is sign this paper.

The correct answer is actually to wage a large scale guerilla war that destroys society to the point that the materials of the pen are worth as much as a weeks worth of food. And then underprice it

 

[GQQT]

Hold a monopoly on the production of pens and sell them to companies for extremely high prices so those companies can create subscription services for people to use the pens

 

[Joseph]

Give me the pen first

 

[Black Watch]

The pen has a hidden mechanism where it can turn into a slingshot, although you have to disassemble it first.

 

[Zwedon]

This pen is gem

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

we want pens

 

[catjakker]

bro sexy pen bro

 

[Somephono]

I get it, Wolf of Wall Street

 

[iglevsk]

you have to give me six gorillion pissraeli shekels nusoi

 

[Chloroform]

Buy my african noob pen instead