Say something embarrassing about yourself

Im doing this as soon as someone else does cause im not gonna do this alone.

 

[CX2]

im clean shaved

 

[grimmki]

i had a panic attack once

 

[Onzikin]

i had a panic attack once

Was it a realistic one at least?

 

[royalcracker]

i eat moi boogers

 

[grimmki]

Was it a realistic one at least?

no idea my insides just felt pretty shitoko and i freaked out

 

[CX2]

i eat moi boogers

cant believe cumskins dont do dat KEK

 

[Onzikin]

no idea my insides just felt pretty shitoko and i freaked out

Boohoo, my insides feel shitoko all the time and I never have panic attacks, they call me a photo-negative cactus cause im sweet on the outside and edgy on the inside.

 

[Onzikin]

i eat moi boogers

Do they taste good at least?

cant believe cumskins dont do dat KEK

Wypipo don't season those!

 

[royalcracker]

Do they taste good at least?

yes, it's like being addicted to crack, i can't stop doing it

 

[Onzikin]

yes, it's like being addicted to crack, i can't stop doing it

But that's icky >:( do you kiss your family with thay mouth? Do they know what's been there?

 

[royalcracker]

But that's icky >:( do you kiss your family with thay mouth? Do they know what's been there?

and im not guilty

 

[angkar]

i am cracker

 

[Apeson]

i said "you too" to the uber driver who delivered my food last week after he told me to enjoy it.

 

[CX2]

i keep my real woman shark under my bed & sometimes i take it out & hold it before i sleep

 

[Apeson]

A few weeks ago they interrupted one of our software development courses to bring in a bunch of roasties from psychology to talk to us about autism for like two hours and it made me feel like a dummy in sped class.

 

[Onzikin]

i said "you too" to the uber driver who delivered my food last week after he told me to enjoy it.

i said "you too" to the uber driver who delivered my food last week after he told me to enjoy it.

Poor guy

 

[Onzikin]

i keep my real woman shark under my bed & sometimes i take it out & hold it before i sleep

I know for a fact this isn't bait.

 

[supersage]

ive only been shot once, inflicted by myself
also i broke a bone once when riding down a hill with a bike too fast
and was lowest grades of the class when i graduated

 

[swaggrz]

I used to wananbe black but I realised I already am so I joined soyjak.forum to accept defeat