Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[Goot]

Pissnvke

 

[myexdrew]

Pissnvke

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

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Fuuuuuck I forgot about these

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

how is "what if Claus had a bbc" not on here

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

how is "what if Claus had a bbc" not on here

Because shroot can't do anything right.

 

[Meursault(1)]

>𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃, 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘!

 

[Lateral]

>Lowkey, I wanna sleep on a foid while using her butt as my pillow.

 

[Onzikin]

>I'm paraphrasing but what he posted was "I want to eat out a pooner's bush"

 

[shipment]

>My family doesn't even bother anymore. They saw a nazi pony on my phone last week and just accepted that I'm dummyed

 

[catjakker]

Fuuuuuck I forgot about these

the poopwaffen caught him lackin and he stopped making these

 

[YellowLee]

>holy shit, are you genuinely 9 and a reddit user, newpipe looks like any ordinary app, it has a name that sounds like some bs off the playstore but it has the same level as something like OBS on pc where it is community ran, and y2mate is literally ytdl but hosted off some randon noob in russia's server

 

[shipment]

>Hey since you're here, do I have to spoiler an image of a statue that features an anthro deer's ass crack? Just checking.
>19 year old me got out of the army and immideately started touching deer statue ass thats why i mog the shroom
[tsnoob]

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>You can call me a meathead, but I'll have you know I trimmed the fat. I'm fucking lean in the head, motherfucker!

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

>You can call me a meathead, but I'll have you know I trimmed the fat. I'm fucking lean in the head, motherfucker!

No one says this

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

No one says this

It's a quote, albeit

 

[AshkeNazi]

>You can call me a meathead, but I'll have you know I trimmed the fat. I'm fucking lean in the head, motherfucker!

everypony says this

 

[IHATESALT]

Foids are the noob of earth
-Svgar

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

Foids are the noob of earth
-Svgar

Nusoi, I…

 

[Lateral]

Foids are the noob of earth
-Svgar

Evendoe that was John Lenin or however the wife is beaten

 

[IHATESALT]

Evendoe that was John Lenin or however the wife is beaten

Geeeg