NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[pig]

I don't consume media at all. I don't watch TV, and I haven't touched the 400GB of various shows on my SSD since September. I don't read books. All of the music I do listen to is 40 years old and has no vocals in 90% of the tracks. For games, all I do is drive around on my farm alone hours a day. While the term "media literacy" is pretty dumb I definitely don't have it. Even the average goy playing Helldivers with their cacaot friends is in a better position than I ever will be. Everything takes too much effort. I can't emotionally invest myself in stuff because it's impossible for me to relate to it at all. I missed out on 2/3rds of what most people my age have done. I feel like a dummy in a midwit's body.

 

[shekel]

I don't consume media at all. I don't watch TV, and I haven't touched the 400GB of various shows on my SSD since September. I don't read books. All of the music I do listen to is 40 years old and has no vocals in 90% of the tracks. For games, all I do is drive around on my farm alone hours a day. While the term "media literacy" is pretty dumb I definitely don't have it. Even the average goy playing Helldivers with their cacaot friends is in a better position than I ever will be. Everything takes too much effort. I can't emotionally invest myself in stuff because it's impossible for me to relate to it at all. I missed out on 2/3rds of what most people my age have done. I feel like a dummy in a midwit's body.

>being so dummyed you're immune to goyslop

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I used to listen to ghostmane

 

[lilcaca]

im a fat gay noob from ohio

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

im a fat gay noob from ohio

You're just in luck because this is the fat gay noob forum. Welcome home, king.

 

[worldatwar]

Ultrakill is a great game idk why people call it real womanslop

yeah ion get why ppl are hating on it.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I thought ts was so tuff
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The real confession is that I still have this setup, but I lost the antisemitic octopus and I took the sonnerad off

 

[pig]

Might've said this before but I ordered a BlackBerry Z10 from eBay in 2021 and never got it since I fucked up the shipping details. I wonder what happened to it, I remember USPS claiming it was in transit somewhere. It was only $20 but my mom paid for it so I feel bad.

 

[Idkchud]

I often partake in activities of the darker skin-toned negro where his tongue enters my anus

 

[Herpes Trout]

A couple of years ago I used to own a duck and this one time it tried to fuck me.

Very horny animals all of ‘em. They also have like super long dicks too.

 

[Dagonet]

A couple of years ago I used to own a duck and this one time it tried to fuck me.

Very horny animals all of ‘em. They also have like super long dicks too.

With the context of you being 16 recently, This is disturbing to say the least

 

[Herpes Trout]

With the context of you being 16 recently, This is disturbing to say the least

Have you seen the BBC news clip of a couple of reporters in New Zealand trying to find a Kakapo and they eventually find one and it starts humping the shoulders of one reporter?

It was just basically that, birds are just very horny overall.

 

[_73]

A couple of years ago I used to own a duck and this one time it tried to fuck me.

Very horny animals all of ‘em. They also have like super long dicks too.

noob please kill yourself

 

[Herpes Trout]

With the context of you being 16 recently, This is disturbing to say the least

noob please kill yourself

It was just basically this, it was pretty funny in hindsight, ducks are notoriously sexually active all the time and try to rape anything they see.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

We need to bring back public hangings for the likes of Basil.

 

[Nikizno]

We need to bring back public hangings for the likes of brapsil.

Iran still does it

 

[Herpes Trout]

One of the 3 bathrooms in my house has a toilet aimed at a certain angle in which if you pee sitting down incorrectly there’s a chance that the piss might go through the little cracks between the rim and bowl itself.

If this happens, you usually find yourself with pissed underwear or pants, it happened to me earlier today.

 

[pig]

One of the 3 bathrooms in my house has a toilet aimed at a certain angle in which if you pee sitting down incorrectly there’s a chance that the piss might go through the little cracks between the rim and bowl itself.

If this happens, you usually find yourself with pissed underwear or pants, it happened to me earlier today.

Dis noob pees sitting down

 

[worldatwar]

Dis noob pees sitting down

noob don't act like u dont do the same

 

[Herpes Trout]

Dis noob pees sitting down

I could never use urinals, I’ve been doing that my whole life