NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[worldatwar]

I already admitted to being Anti-Christ Mike, so I'll admit to being Vernon (the guy who was supposed to have every response of xis be generated by an artificial intelligence) as well as Malcolm Briggs. It wasn't General noobninerino, it was me.

explains them being annoying

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

explains them being annoying

That's fair in regards to Mike and Malcolm, but Vernon never got a chance to thrive. Don't diss Vernon, man.

 

[1876 o algo]

That's fair in regards to Mike and Malcolm, but Vernon never got a chance to thrive. Don't diss Vernon, man.

Malcom was fire bro fuck the haters

 

[Foggurt]

I look like a pooner, i think.

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

I look like a pooner, i think.

Then I love you

 

[pig]

I bought a graphing calculator on Amazon for $20 a few years ago and it didn't come with the link cable. It was supposed to be the one that just links calculator-to-calculator, but I managed to trick their customer support into sending me the PC data link cable. That cable is like $20 on its own lmao
Here it is, the silver one on the right.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

 

[1876 o algo]

My parents got divorced because my dad forgot to buy milk once

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Shortly after querying SkibidiSigma on his Ruby tulpa on the Shlog a year and a bit back, I actually took a crack at it myself. To put it shortly, I pussied out after I begun--if extremely occasionally--seeing rough colored blobs of the intended creation in the corners of my vision. It's crazy how much you can delude and train your brain with stuff like that. It wasn't of anything that I've mentioned here before, to quell any raised brows.

 

[Twostripe]

I wanted to write about a cute foid I've met at a new years party and whether I should approach xer or not, but I stopped myself last second. Man, that was too close, I almost overshared not my most confident information on a bald cartoon man with glasses blogposting forum. Inhale. Exhale.

 

[Dagonet]

I kinda don't regret falling off a motorcycle

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I kinda don't regret falling off a motorcycle

why?

 

[Dagonet]

why?

I realised the beauty of life and how rolling decreased the damage gained from falling off a motorcycle (Never try to fall off a motorcycle, It's painful as hell and you'll get so many scars after the wounds are healed)

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I realised the beauty of life and how rolling decreased the damage gained from falling off a motorcycle (Never try to fall off a motorcycle, It's painful as hell and you'll get so many scars after the wounds are healed)

I'm now going to fall off from my GuardianZetified motorcycle

 

[Nikizno]

Back in middle school, I learned the phrase "get on your knees, close your eyes and open your mouth" without knowing what it meant and randomly said that to some random girl at my class.

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I lowkey like this song

 

[Dagonet]

I lowkey like this song

The hate was kinda forced, It's just a bit corny

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

The hate was kinda forced, It's just a bit corny

this shit sounds like british opera compared to Ironmouse

 

[Dagonet]

this shit sounds like british opera compared to Ironmouse

People always forget that things could always get worse

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

People always forget that things could always get worse