NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[ATWA ya dig?]

When I was younger I farted on my neighbor's dog after he called me a dummy

Reasonable crashout

 

[GQQT]

When I was younger I farted on my neighbor's dog after he called me a dummy

Why would a dog call you dummyed?

 

[supernigga]

I'm circimsized

 

[_73]

Someone told me I look like elliot rodger once

 

[tQQt]

few times i almost drank tea with dead roach in it

 

[Namefag]

I think i might. When i was a kid i liked going to grown-up church since it was /calm/ to listen to stories. In the kids church they just let us play games and stupid shit. Also didnt help i later attended some shitty non-denominational megachurch, basically an Apple Store in terms of atmosphere

Yeah the church itself matters, I never liked any religion as a caca because the churches were stuffy and we didn't know anyone but a few years back some mormon missionaries invited me to a local ward and they're actually friendly and keyed so I gave it another chance and now I can't even imagine myself not believing in Christ. Ironic because Mormonism used to be the denomination I leaked over the most but it ended up being the one that brought me back o algo

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

My phone is so "dry" that my only notifications are from monthly notices regarding my data plan.

 

[modderola]

My phone is so "dry" that my only notifications are from monthly notices regarding my data plan.

In my opinion, I don't think it's really healthy that soyjak.forum is your only form of socialization.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

In my opinion, I don't think it's really healthy that soyjak.forum is your only form of socialization.

Mind your own business.

 

[Keyed zaryan]

In my opinion, I don't think it's really healthy that soyjak.forum is your only form of socialization.

It’s completely healthy because I say so.

 

[GQQT]

Wrong thread for iknowehatyou download thread

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I dated a girl that would drink the brine from feta cheese. Fucking vile creature.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

My dog's name is Koda and I accidentally just called him Koot

 

[shekel]

In my opinion, I don't think it's really healthy that soyjak.forum is your only form of socialization.

Only dummyed ZOG golems say this.

 

[pig]

My phone is so "dry" that my only notifications are from monthly notices regarding my data plan.

One time i thought someone texted me and it was just the stupid Gemini thing in Google Messages reminding me about data collection

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I sometimes worry myself by day-dreaming about the day this site fully shuts down and the majority of the user-base excluding steam 'cord is split apart from one another permanently. We have a damn good thing going at the moment and I hope it stays this way.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

I passed the try not to goon: Sprunki challenge.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I like watching women sleep

 

[_73]

I need a black wife

 

[worldatwar]

i nutted wednesday night