NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[4tehlulz]

I lied about not watching Good Mythical Morning anymore. I still sometimes check out their channel, but I mostly watch their older videos.

they do too much food stuff now it makes me feel fat watching it

 

[Cobocado]

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[Charges officer?]

I literally confessed to everything on the previous shlog thread (apart from obvious stuff that wasn't meant to be confessed)
I hate soicucks I guess

 

[DOLL(1)]

I literally confessed to everything on the previous shlog thread (apart from obvious stuff that wasn't meant to be confessed)
I hate soicucks I guess

who doesnt bruh we left that shi in 2024 ong

 

[4tehlulz]

I literally confessed to everything on the previous shlog thread (apart from obvious stuff that wasn't meant to be confessed)
I hate soicucks I guess

I'm banned can yuo repeat them

 

[Charges officer?]

I'm banned can yuo repeat them

I don't remember anymore, I can tell you my embarrassing moments
Once I was rude to a customer when working the register, and the other time I thought that a white guy was arab and I told him about it, these keep me awake at night

 

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

I don't understand the joke "you know what else is pink?" trend on tiktok.

 

[4tehlulz]

I don't understand the joke "you know what else is pink?" trend on tiktok.

it refers to any sort of orifice that is pink

 

[Dagonet]

I don't understand the joke "you know what else is pink?" trend on tiktok.

I'm too old for this shit

 

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

I don't remember anymore, I can tell you my embarrassing moments
Once I was rude to a customer when working the register, and the other time I thought that a white guy was arab and I told him about it, these keep me awake at night

Wait, that reminds me of a time when I would joke with people about arabs being stealers and then I forget my wallet on a counter and the next day when coming back to work the fucking security guard (he's arab) came to me, gave me back my wallet and said "See, not every arab is a stealer." in front of all my friends, so embarrassing gng...

 

[jim🅱️o]

i created SQLQMQNBQT, he was originally called henderdroyd, i was trying to force it on sharty's /soy/ for like 3-4 days and then i gave up, it did spawn some gemmy creations that is basically lost media now though

this is the only thing i saved related to solomonbot

 

[Cobocado]

Imagine using 'tok

 

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

Imagine using 'tok

I don't use it but I've heard about it via Penguinz0's videos or something.

 

[jim🅱️o]

I tried weed edibles all it did was make me stare at my reflection and realize how weird people look then I had a panic attack for like 2 hours.

pretty much the same thing that happened to me

 

[Thomsen]

I don't understand the joke "you know what else is pink?" trend on tiktok.

I never even heard about this before.

 

[DOLL(1)]

i have a lot of dandruff building up

 

[jim🅱️o]

i have a lot of dandruff building up

please take care of your scalp

 

[DOLL(1)]

please take care of your scalp

i dont shower often, tbh. its been 2-3 weeks since i actually washed myself.

 

[jim🅱️o]

i dont shower often, tbh. its been 2-3 weeks since i actually washed myself.

why not noob
you are letting so much dirt build up

 

[DOLL(1)]

why not noob
you are letting so much dirt build up

I don't go outside and I have a hard time focusing. I only go in the shower because i like the warm water. Having to actually clean myself seems optional and i feel like im wasting my time