NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[_account]

I turned on my computer and a gas stove for a whole day without touching both of them separately for no reason and then got in conflict with my parents over this.

IF IT'S NOT YOUR DAMN STOVE IT'S CHESNAUGHT'S WATER HEATER FUCK THIS SITE FOR MAKING ME GENUINELY PISSED OFF

 

[_account]

I turned on my computer and a gas stove for a whole day without touching both of them separately for no reason and then got in conflict with my parents over this.

Well did it at least burn off some of the caked on grease?

 

[Silvermont]

Me and my friend tried to brainwash chatGPT into calling itself chatBBC in high school and we almost got there but the bell rang so we never did

 

[Klitty]

Me and my friend tried to brainwash chatGPT into calling itself chatBBC in high school and we almost got there but the bell rang so we never did

Not beating the spadeking accusations with this one

 

[Onzikin]

I wish I was pooner instead of a real man

 

[_account]

I wish I was pooner instead of a real man

Now tell us something we DON'T know.

 

[chudlocker]

I only joined kiwi farms in 2022 (i think thats when i joined) simply because the word “kiwi” was there and at that time i was severely obsessed with kiwi birds. I never even used the site at that time i simply lurked and then forgot about it for a few years

 

[Herpes Trout]

I wish I was pooner instead of a real man

>I wish I was transgender

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

>I wish I was transgender

Mtftm
Its like a cycle
Man > Woman(real woman) > Man(Pooner)

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I only joined kiwi farms in 2022 (i think thats when i joined) simply because the word “kiwi” was there and at that time i was severely obsessed with kiwi birds. I never even used the site at that time i simply lurked and then forgot about it for a few years

You are going to lose your shit when I tell you about ninja kiwi

 

[Victorio]

I occasionally roll up toilet paper and light it (and put it out so it smolders) in order to inhale the smoke (into my mouth, not lungs) and blow it out into a mirror reflection of myself like the suited pepe

 

[Klitty]

>I wish I was transgender

This but with gigachad

 

[chudlocker]

You are going to lose your shit when I tell you about ninja kiwi

enlighten me

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I occasionally roll up toilet paper and light it (and put it out so it smolders) in order to inhale the smoke (into my mouth, not lungs) and blow it out into a mirror reflection of myself like the suited pepe

black bvll activities

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I still watch turkey tom, and I had a membership for his live channel until he quit streaming.

 

[GQQT]

I still watch turkey tom, and I had a membership for his live channel until he quit streaming.

Actually who is that guy, i've been told i look like him

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I occasionally roll up toilet paper and light it (and put it out so it smolders) in order to inhale the smoke (into my mouth, not lungs) and blow it out into a mirror reflection of myself like the suited pepe

I used to snort ritalin and then spend my night burning notebook paper at my desk and watching Jesus Christ Chatline streams

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Actually who is that guy, i've been told i look like him

Safe-edgy youtuber. He does youtube drama shit and also some more general video essays.
He's kind of based, but the youtube money makes him hide it.
You look like this btw

 

[GQQT]

Safe-edgy youtuber. He does youtube drama shit and also some more general video essays.
He's kind of based, but the youtube money makes him hide it.
You look like this btw
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oh so i was called scruffy, accurate
But that guyu's hair it waay too dark

 

[Thomsen]

I still watch turkey tom, and I had a membership for his live channel until he quit streaming.

I like his main channel content but the rest of his doings are just moistcritical tier shit i am sorry

I was also told once that i look quite similar too him.