>yeah, you know what. you are just a filthy chronically online esl noob shitskinned ape who doesn't know how to communicate and be friendly, I know you are trying to ragebait me but you fucking suck balls at your job, I am NOT your fucking slave, but I am a Slave to God almighty. You need to get your priorities straight with your life you dummy. Trying to reason with you is just talking to a brick wall, You are a lost clause you know that? Nobody loves you in this world not even this website. As what LowTierGod has said, "Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, NOW!!"
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When I was eleven I stole a handful of my fathers tobacco while I was home-alone and rolled a caca from toilet paper, forgetting the filter. I ran to the bathroom and nearly chocked on the damn thing while glaring at myself in the mirror thinking I was the coolest fucker who'd ever walked.
 
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When I was eleven I stole a handful of my fathers tobacco while I was home-alone and rolled a caca from toilet paper, forgetting the filter. I ran to the bathroom and nearly chocked on the damn thing while glaring at myself in the mirror thinking I was the coolest fucker who'd ever walked.
My first time smoking a cigarette, I thought it would be cool to put it in my gravity bong.
I ended up puking for the next two hours.
 
I was utterly obsessed with In This Moment when I was 15 and my annoying bitch girlfriend that I hated got mad at me for having a dedicated folder with 153 pictures of Maria Brink on my phone.
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My friend taught me how to tie my shoes properly when I was 16 because they'd always come undone and she got tired of tying them for me
 
I used to reject all women that asked me out because I was on that monk shit but it made everyone think i was gay
Everyone in highschool thought I was gay. Didn't help that my friends would scream "cacaot" at me in the halls and I instinctively answered to it.
 
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