Money For Nothing: Schlog Version

[4tehlulz]

I want my DNB
I want my DNB

Now look em’ schloggers that ain’t the way you do it
Man what happened to your pph?
That ain't workin' unbanning all the pedos
Joshua Goldberg is turning 30
Now that ain't workin', buying a dnb
Let me tell ya your site’s a dump
Maybe rebrand to something more fitting
DNB.blog.st

We got to make a fail /raid/ forum
Custom spyware delivery
We got to remove steve’s jannie powers
We got to make a site for real women

See the little cacaot with the real womenme pfp
Yeah buddy you’re gonna have to specify
That little cacaot that grooms all them minors
That little cacaot that dilates every single day

We got to make a fail /raid/ forum
Custom spyware delivery
We got to remove steve’s jannie powers
We got to make a site for real women

 

[shipment]

 

[4tehlulz]

cacaOT

 

[Barry]

The nuShlog will never come back from this

 

[DOLL(1)]

The nuShlog will never come back from this

Nuschlogpedos have to ddos shroomGODS because they have 0 pph

 

[4tehlulz]

Nuschlogpedos have to ddos shroomGODS because they have 0 pph

nu-shloggers can't ddos geg

 

[DOLL(1)]

nu-shloggers can't ddos geg

trve it lasted like 3-4minutes each time because Shroot's whiteness scared them off

 

[4tehlulz]

trve it lasted like 3-4minutes each time because Shroot's whiteness scared them off

the ddosing vvill stQp

 

[Cat]

Nuschlogpedos have to ddos shroomGODS because they have 0 pph

-75 or something

 

[DOLL(1)]

-75 or something

dont worry when telnet brings up the minecraft server it'll be -74 instead

 

[4tehlulz]

dont worry when telnet brings up the minecraft server it'll be -74 instead

once it's discovered the minecraft server is a datamining scheme that'll become -290

 

[DOLL(1)]

once it's discovered the minecraft server is a datamining scheme that'll become -290

oh no schlogxisters how will we respond

 

[shipment]

Bump

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Bump

We are ALL bringing this dead noob drama into 2026