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[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Wack ass prices, your could probably do better in Olive Garden, and they say to buy local

I don't know of any nearby Olive Garden locations

Not beating the stereotypes

Geg

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

October 30th, 2026: The gala today, I woke up and had cereal for breakfast while my mean cat was bugging me for milk. I got back upstairs and got dressed up and also packed for heading to the apartment, I drove to the post office for the passport renewal where I filled out some forms and then had my picture taken. We drove back and I had the other half of my reuben sandwich for lunch and the coleslaw that came with. I took more pictures of my nice cat:

My mom taught me how to iron dress shirts and pants, telling me that she remembers her mom would watch television while ironing I got everything in the Volkswagen and then I had my mom insist on shining my shoes before I left at 3:05pm, I drove about halfway there when I got a call from my dad at 3:56pm congratulating me on getting his car for now and I told him a bit about the gala, the call lasted roughly 11 minutes. I got to the veteran building at 4:30pm and saw all the people there. I got on Twitter and noticed a message from an account saying:
<I had a feeling I knew you in real life. You're Gemerson. [link to my tweet]
It was Warner’s Twitter account, he even showed me a tweet of his that had me in it, from the time when we went to a Brewers game and we tailgated beforehand. I walked around the park before entering the gala at 5:00pm, I checked in and got a brochure with my name on it and a number (136) and went to my table then to the bar. I ordered a coke and amaretto with the free drink ticket I got, I got ID’d but I’m 23 so it’s no biggie, the second person to arrive was the Kenoshan and he talked a bit with another person about not going to the TLM in Kenosha, Wisconsin because it’s at 12:00pm. I spotted this cute woman running a raffle for Christmas tree ornaments, I talked with her a bit and she’s from Chicago, Illinois but she’s been to the Sacred Heart Retreat Center and when Adam II and his fiancée came in, Adam II said hi to the volunteer. The volunteer told me she is a cradle Catholic versus me being a revert, she mentioned an “orthodox bishop” that she said was dating herself by bringing him up because she thought he was relevant to me. I thought it was a Byzantine Catholic priest, but nope. It’s bishop Robert Charles Morlino who died in 2018 =(. She meant orthodox as in theologically sound, not Eastern Orthodox. I went back to talk with more people here like Loid, Yor who came with a date at a separate table, we went over the items in the silent auction and saw this one art sewn by a member of the Z family ubiquitous to the county I live in. The collection of 10 wine bottles I was interested in yet we had to do a silent auction for it. We got started with the salads and I loved the raspberry vinaigrette they had. We learned about the history of the Sacred Heart Retreat center, being that the mortgage was $2,000,000 (already paid off) it’s start in September 2025 for hosting retreats, and they’re doing a fundraiser where if you give $50,000 over the course of a lifetime, you can get a painting of a saint in a dedicated retreat room. Bonaventure told a story of him mentioning a walnut allergy that made the abbot enthusiastic to stab someone, even if it was with an epi-pen. I informed Adam II he was outbid for the wine collection and he thanked me. Our dinner was roasted salmon with capers and a lemon, mashed potatoes, and broccoli. I got another drink, this time a cabernet red wine, and then bidding started. Our table agreed for the bidding that we’d focus for the live auction on the large group items like cajun dinner for 12 at the retreat center. Loid offered to do the bidding for the live auction and it was instantly ruined by all the items starting at $1,000 and going up in increments of $500, including an opportunity for dinner not listed in the page for dinner at our church with our older French priest. It sold for above $3,000. Nobody at our table won anything but Adam II got a deal stuck for the silent auction wine collection that he could get a bottle from another guy if he stopped bidding. I also overheard that last year, Yor won a bag for her niece. I knew Loid and Yor had at least one more sibling but nothing about Yor being an aunt. I left at 8:30pm to drive home and shook the hands of all the people at my table, I went a long way and arrived home at 9:30pm finding a decent place to park and take stuff in. On my first trip back I drove the car closer to my apartment and then got the ironing board in and the smoking skeleton chair from Helga:

Waleran was content with it. I started day 40 of my 40 day rosary for life at 10:17pm in the shower and completed the final Glorious mystery at 10:39pm, I watched the new episode of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure with the start of the Tusk arc, fun fact: Pork Pie Hat Kid (villain of the arc) does not wear a pork pie hat, I looked those up. I then dozed off.

Song of the Day: Over & Over - Fleetwood Mac (1979)

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Our dinner was roasted salmon with capers and a lemon, mashed potatoes, and broccoli.

Good to see you had a good time, also that dinner sounds way better than the food they usually serve at these fancy gatherings, or at least the ones I've attended

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I continued messaging Alyce at 7:51pm:

Why are you still in touch with her, I read your earlier blogposts about her and she seemed to be very inconsiderate plus she has a BMI of 39 in an Ozempic world

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Good to see you had a good time, also that dinner sounds way better than the food they usually serve at these fancy gatherings, or at least the ones I've attended

I had to pay my friend $120 for my share in the table.

Why are you still in touch with her, I read your earlier blogposts about her and she seemed to be very inconsiderate

She replied back to my Snapchat stories about me working at the baseball stadium, also her snap score is above 1,000,000.

plus she has a BMI of 39 in an Ozempic world

Nothing wrong with being plus sized though.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I had to pay my friend $120 for my share in the table.

Fair at least you got your moneys worth

She replied back to my Snapchat stories about me working at the baseball stadium, also her snap score is above 1,000,000.

Grown man using Snapchat at 23

Nothing wrong with being plus sized though.

It’s too @Yurijak pilled…
In all seriousness I could probably tolerate any BMI sub 30 but nearly morbidly obese is beyond my limit. Not that it matters since I have no experience in general anyway

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Fair at least you got your moneys worth

Yeah.

Grown man using Snapchat at 23

Rude, I hardly have a social life as it mostly consists of me going to events instead of hanging out with friends.

It’s too @Yurijak pilled…

What did he do?

In all seriousness I could probably tolerate any BMI sub 30 but nearly morbidly obese is beyond my limit. Not that it matters since I have no experience in general anyway

I've been with girls whose BMI was higher than that.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Rude, I hardly have a social life as it mostly consists of me going to events instead of hanging out with friends.

I haven't touched Snapchat seriously since high school. Maybe I'm wrong about IDK but I feel like it's a very high school and early college coded app

What did he do?

He's into dem BBW's
I should probably ping @Garf too

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

October 31st, 2026: Halloween. I woke up and got on the computer, the leg for my bed was knocked out of place so I slept a bit weird. I wanted to test out my car so I planned to go shopping. I had 3 fried eggs for breakfast due to no cereal or coffee, brushed my teeth, then got on the computer to game, I noticed that Titania added me back on Instagram so I asked her at 8:30am:
>Why’d you suddenly add me back.
And she replied to me, starting the conversation:
<i deactivated everything
<but i’m back
>I thought you blocked me…
<no!
<sorry about that. a lot has happened
>Care to talk about it?
<i can’t legally get into it yet but i will when i can
>Legally!?
>
<yeaaaaaah lol i didn’t get in trouble or anything it was a domestic thing
<but i’m okay
>Bad ex?
<no. my dad
>Oh…
>I’m so sorry to hear that.
<thank you. everything is okay now we made amends
>I’m glad to hear now.
She and I talked a bit more at 12:00pm with her wanting to hang out with me again. I departed for the wine store wearing my white button-up and black dress pants. I jokingly asked what I should get her and she said Tequila, I drove there and parked in the parking lot. I walked in and tried to sneak up on fAsherah but failed. She was dressed kinda like Morticia Addams but without black hair or makeup, she loved this outfit and directed me to this plum wine she wanted me to try out. I also got some Tequila and then drove over to Target around the mall, I saw plenty of people trick or treating and all dressed up in costumes like Shrek, Spider-man, Rumi from K-Pop Demon Hunters, and all other stuff. I got to Target and went in to buy stuff, it was a bit overpriced and I got a good amount of stuff including this Tony’s Chocolate bar, I ate a bit of it and then drove home to get back at 2:00pm. I heard:
“Gemerson!”
Shouted at me and turned across the street to see it was Nikki’s central Tennessee roommate, I said hi to her. I transported half of the stuff inside when I accidentally left my keys in the apartment hallway and I was stuck, I waited 20 minutes before calling the apartment and they told me that to come in and unlock it for me, it would cost $60. I hung up on them and waited until one person came out and let me in, I thanked him and then brought all my groceries inside. I got dressed up for going to the procession and decided to take the bus instead of driving, I got on it and then arrived at 4:40pm to see Bonaventure assisting with the procession and handing out candles with wax-catchers with prayers written in English, Polish, and German. We prayed through multiple psalms while Salignac and Cognac were taking photographs which kinda ruined things, but they did take a few photos where I might have been the focal point. I spotted Table #3 After an hour I went out of my packed church and started noticing more people here. I got out and the many of us (the church was practically full) were lined up and were told to move down. I ended up by Vytautas and said hi to him while having my candle blown out by the wind twice. I ended up lighting this fat old guy’s candle who in turn lit another person’s candle who I saw used it to light another person’s candle. I spotted Jaime and went over to her group and noticed this tall woman with an inherently trashy hairstyle (slickback) who I’ve seen a few times before. A bit later, Cliffe came over to me and handed me these pamphlets from St. Paul Street Evangelization about praying to the saints saying:
“If you could hand these out to people we walk by that would be great!”
I had some also in Spanish and then we walked down, I spotted Table #3 talking with the roommate from central Tennessee during the procession. I spotted Catejean and asked him if he was evangelizing and he said he wasn’t. I ended up giving all my pamphlets to this friend of Cliffe’s while they were talking to a Black family who happened to live nearby. I continued walking and during it, Bonaventure came over to me and asked me to hold a second unlit candle while he goes around to relight more candles, I hold it for a few minutes and then he came back to take it. We arrived for the speech by the archbishop and I sat down near the Kenoshan and another person. The speech was quite short and I was informed of a social event afterwards. I walked over to Bonaventure while he was talking with Salignac and Cognac and I think I scared those two away, but Bonaventure told me the place is a short walk there. I got in and was relatively early for their dinner, which was mac and cheese, salad, and a cookie. I decided to sit down at an empty spot where lots of people could see me. I spotted other people like Yor and her date, Loid, and many people all sitting together. Jaime put her stuff down to sit near me but a family took it up so they moved to another table. I ate and then left quickly to take two buses back home at 8:20pm. My sister said that she went as a traffic light while her boyfriend Onyx II dressed up as a crossing guard. I paid for rent and then took my shower, and then communicated on Snapchat with Dollar Store Asuka about her meowing in a Snapchat and I told her to meow at the host’s cat, but she’s at a bar. Her former friend Titania also got drunk but didn’t communicate with me much. I then went to sleep instead of being at a party.

Song of the Day: Tarzan & Jane - Toy-Box (1999)

 

[Apeson]

noob

 

[Idkchud]

It’s too @Yurijak pilled…

dude how did you only learn about his fetish just now?

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

dude how did you only learn about his fetish just now?

Who Gemersons or Yurijaks? Because everyphono knows about Yurijak's love of bigger gals

 

[Idkchud]

Who Gemersons or Yurijaks? Because everyphono knows about Yurijak's love of bigger gals

gemerson

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

gemerson

Well I did read a few entries of his where he mentions fat girls but I thought that was mostly out of desperation rather than any sort of preference