>be you
>Joshua Ryne Goldberg, aka MoonMetropolis
>spend your formative years being the most chronically online irony-poisoned cacaot imaginable
>think you're a master ruseman
>get so lost in the sauce you think it's funny to try organize a jihadist terrorist attack with a person you met online
>it's a glowie
>waste what should have been the best years of your life rotting in a federal prison getting pounded in the ass by Tyrone
>get out, look around
>you're pushing 30
>the world has moved on, internet culture is different, nobody cares
>your only legacy is being the subject of commentary channel videos that people put on in the background
>still not even a b-tier lolcow