JIMBO ORIGIN STORY

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Chapter 1: Birth
Once upon a time in the nation of Jartsania, circa 9/January/2005, a couple consisting of Ugungi Tupala (dummy thicc femboy) and Gottita Bingali (female-to-male transgender) decided to offically get married in the dirty plains by screecing and jumping in the air shortly before Ugungi put on his Fetish Projector (made with scraps in Somalia) and started having secks with Gottita's tuna-and-rusty-coins-pussy. Gottita was too poor for kosher trans surgery so xhe was still a woman geg.

Children don't take too long to develop amongst Jartsanian's, eventually Gottita's sloppy belly was evolving a "child", and it only took her 3 months as opposed to the human 9 months! Eventually Gottita birthed it in the urinal and named her subanimal shitskin "Bundoogie Plappa Dibbadoodoo" and so the Oneshot Pedo noob was born. Just look at this adorable baby, xer umbilical 'cord is still on and xhe already looks so handsome! Bundoogie was birthed out of Gottita's anus.

 

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what OP needs:

noob, I don’t even know why you’re still this mindbroken over me and a cat from a video game. Like you call the shroom shit and cry about how it’s nas coal but you spam your snoca ruby smut on your thread everyday, get into snoca nas fights and still jartynuke even though reaction scores are off. I could give less of a shit about you but I don’t think you can say the same for me

Also fun fact, this cacaot put ruby in the email he registered with on the shroom. He truly is obsessed!

 

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We are leaving hate on soyjak.blog
Love wins

 

[4tehlulz]

BREAKING: XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX has been left on the schlog

 

[Namefag]

Now do one for brapsil

 

[木制的尼尔森]

bump

 

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Holy gemerald