>Remember when carter OH SORRY “kuz” called us le heckin evil and shitoko people? Yeah the same guy that hosted cp websites, lied about himself on every step he took, stole some random Russian man’s identity and forced broke college student to sell him a website under threats of constant csam attacks on it. What a lad.
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Janny Election: Goot vs Cargo (or a Cargoist replacement)

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    aztec lady aztecs were dark gootists bharat are wonned bridget tiene pechos grandes. cargo stole my testosterone pills ecstasy raped a mulatto renter hermaphrodite fuck you cargo you a bitch gooning goot is a mulignan goot raped my dog which is why i hate him goot stole my hrt let doll decide noob poop randalsoy stole the testosterone off my body sexy aztec lady vote! wawa
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condalana = jeb bush
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Vote GOOT and you get:

  • Mandatory jolteon porn in EVERY THREAD
  • Martial law against EVERYONE thats not a gootist
  • Goot banning everyone he doesn't like
  • Dark gootist militias flooding threads with furry milk porn
  • A FLVFF FEELER in power
Vote CARGO and you get:

  • Mandatory derpy porn in EVERY THREAD
  • site renamed to MLPForum
  • Limeaids 2.0
  • Even more biased moderation
  • Degeneracy and zoodiddies let loose
  • Basotho occupied government (they aren't white btw) (no shit)
 
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You really are just SoyGoy 2
Potentially even just outright SoyGoy1 but a different persona
 
Vote GOOT and you get:

  • Mandatory jolteon porn in EVERY THREAD
  • Martial law against EVERYONE thats not a gootist
  • Goot banning everyone he doesn't like
  • Dark gootist militias flooding threads with furry milk porn
  • A FLVFF FEELER in power
Vote CARGO and you get:

  • Mandatory derpy porn in EVERY THREAD
  • site renamed to MLPForum
  • Limeaids 2.0
  • Even more biased moderation
  • Degeneracy and zoodiddies let loose
  • Basotho occupied government (they aren't white btw) (no shit)
Is this GENUINELY your ONLY joke?
 
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