ITT we host the shroom barbeque

[Keyed zaryan]

I'm bringing expensive beer and beef tenderloin. I'm also going to call anyone with cheaper food a poorcaca.

 

[StudioExcréments]

Look at the pain in its eyes

Yeah found the poor little guy in a puddle next to the main river so i freed him.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

A Coca-Cola branded canister full of Coca-Colas in glass bottles submerged in ice.

Also, probably some kind of stew. You'd have to taste it to find out what flavour.

 

[pig]

A Coca-Cola branded canister full of Coca-Colas in glass bottles submerged in ice.

Original flavor coca cola tastes like chernobyl sludge, put some cherry coke in that shit

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Original flavor coca cola tastes like chernobyl sludge, put some cherry coke in that shit

Be grateful it isn't Mexican coke.

 

[pig]

Mexican coke.

It tastes exactly the same as the corn syrup sludge and anyone saying it's better is a massive liar

 

[StudioExcréments]

I am pourring out all the non pepsi and replacing that garbage with my piss (i only drink diet pepsi so my piss is pure diet pepsi btw)

 

[Blackred]

i'm bringing some magazines and a fat mcdonalds order

 

[supernigga]

Everything being covered in lard sounds disgusting

 

[Foggurt]

I'm bringing an absurd amount of chorizo for myself and dip it in a lil bit off bbq scauce, i also might give a little bit to the goodest shabbos goy at the bbq.

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

I bring a fat bucket of KFC and eat it by myself and let none of you noobs have it and then i'll call the food you made shit

AYO GIBS DAT

 

[Broot]

I'm bringing imported calzones that all the cheese pulls off of on the first bite, so bring a napkin o algo asi

 

[Joseph]

Everything being covered in lard sounds disgusting

It's just a light brush of it, enough to make it haram / non kosher. It also makes the seasoning stick to the meat

 

[1876 o algo]

I throw all of my food directly into the bonfire and pray that ba'al provides me all the sustenance I need (he never fucking does )

 

[Juggledicks]

>shroom BBQ hosted at 402 E Camino Lomas, Tucson, AZ 85704
>fly there
>knock on some dingy house in the middle of a cactus desert
>a bunch of fat mexicans kidnap me and start having turns raping me in every penetrable hole
>see a big nosed man with a kippah peaking out the windows from outside
>its the fucking jews of course it was
>the sharty was a jewish psyop for a bunch of latinxes to rape people

 

[pig]

402 E Camino Lomas, Tucson, AZ 85704

whose house is this

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I'm cooking. And btw, I'm dousing everything in lard, from the grill to the food so the muzzies and liars of this site have to bring their own food KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! There's only one grill btw

What are (You) up to?

>What is on the menu tonight Thrembo?
<Dead palestanian children taco
>huh?
>what is this weird stuff?
<Its my own cum holmes I was edging to the food while making it and I lost my edge
>uh huh...
<You should try it its a part of mexiARYAN pedoxister cuisine it would be a shame to not eat it
>I think I'm full

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I’ll bring a pack of store-brand BBQ ribs, heat them up in your oven and then eat them by myself in the far corner of the yard. I’ll make sure to loudly proclaim how delicious they are whilst you all chow down on burnt foodstuff and flat fizzy drinks.

can I join?

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Everything being covered in lard sounds disgusting

I prefer lard over dead children taco

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I bring a fat bucket of KFC and eat it by myself and let none of you noobs have it and then i'll call the food you made shit

sheeeit noob give us some