Itt: Post your random thoughts

[Kote]

I very much dream of having a dattebayo kawaii sugoii anime waifu irl
Sigh... too bad my parents are otakophobes that wont let me into nippon...

i too want to go to japan at least once, but i know im too naive and as a tourist, im certain to get scammed

 

[CX2]

i too want to go to japan at least once, but i know im too naive and as a tourist, im certain to get scammed

getting scammed in tokyo into buying a $500 gundam is aryan btw

 

[Kote]

getting scammed in tokyo into buying a $500 gundam is aryan btw

the correct term is gunpla chud

 

[CX2]

the correct term is gunpla chud

i never heard japs say this word so it most be false

 

[1876 o algo]

>I would kill my family just to take a trip to Japan it's so fucking perfect desu

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Gaijin baka

 

[CX2]

Gaijin baka

whats that mean like chicken burger or something

 

[shekel]

I wish I were a real woman

 

[_73]

I wish I were a real man

 

[CX2]

I wish I were a real woman

you'll always be a real woman around folx like us xista :D

 

[shekel]

I wish I were a black woman

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

I wish I were a BVLL

 

[_73]

I wish I was dating a black woman

 

[pig]

I don't technically know how to speak English. It's really quite embarrassing too, since it's the only language I "know". Everything that comes out of my mouth, or appears as words on a screen (like right now) is merely a clusterfuck of words that I try to string together into coherent sentences. Parsing written text is also a challenge - I'm abhorrent when it comes to learning things from a book or replying to a message on here. Often times I'll be writing an email and I'll have to go back and fix it since I used the same word twice in two different sentences (for example, changing "stingy" to "miserly").

Yet even in spite of my crystal clear language-processing impairments, I still do better than most of my fellow citizens regarding literacy. In 7th grade, Duke University invited me to take the SAT since (supposedly) I had outperformed 95% of my classmates on a standardized state reading/English exam. And you all know how dummyed I am. Makes me sad.

 

[_73]

I don't technically know how to speak English. It's really quite embarrassing too, since it's the only language I "know". Everything that comes out of my mouth, or appears as words on a screen (like right now) is merely a clusterfuck of words that I try to string together into coherent sentences. Parsing written text is also a challenge - I'm abhorrent when it comes to learning things from a book or replying to a message on here. Often times I'll be writing an email and I'll have to go back and fix it since I used the same word twice in two different sentences (for example, changing "stingy" to "miserly").

Yet even in spite of my crystal clear language-processing impairments, I still do better than most of my fellow citizens regarding literacy. In 7th grade, Duke University invited me to take the SAT since (supposedly) I had outperformed 95% of my classmates on a standardized state reading/English exam. And you all know how dummyed I am. Makes me sad.

What the hell is an english, I can only speak american

 

[CX2]

I don't technically know how to speak English. It's really quite embarrassing too, since it's the only language I "know". Everything that comes out of my mouth, or appears as words on a screen (like right now) is merely a clusterfuck of words that I try to string together into coherent sentences. Parsing written text is also a challenge - I'm abhorrent when it comes to learning things from a book or replying to a message on here. Often times I'll be writing an email and I'll have to go back and fix it since I used the same word twice in two different sentences (for example, changing "stingy" to "miserly").

Yet even in spite of my crystal clear language-processing impairments, I still do better than most of my fellow citizens regarding literacy. In 7th grade, Duke University invited me to take the SAT since (supposedly) I had outperformed 95% of my classmates on a standardized state reading/English exam. And you all know how dummyed I am. Makes me sad.

you talk like a jew

 

[CX2]

its raining i think i'll go outside today

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

its raining i think i'll go outside today

to shower?

 

[CX2]

to shower?

why would i go outside to shower?

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

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why would i go outside to shower?

because there's rain

 

[CX2]

i think the rain is stopping + it isnt overcast either