Itt: Post your random thoughts

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

would you rather ocean in the soup or soup in the ocean?

>Oh, soup in the ocean would be wonderful. Because if the whole ocean were soup, everyone in the world could just have a spoonful whenever they wanted... I like to be the little spoon.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

There is so much poop inside of me right now

Do you have shit for brains?

 

[Soyspotter]

Do you have shit for brains?

Maybe because I'm about to shit my brains out

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Maybe because I'm about to shit my brains out

Shit eruption in the lavatory

 

[swaggrz]

i fucking hate living in the city nowadays, its such a shithole since all these romanians came along, i can fuckin hear a domestic disturbance on my street at 3am, i always found other cities like cambridge appealing but nowadays i think otherwise because its probably as shitted up as mine
btw i didnt mind home growing up, it looked like absolute shit cheap post ww2 housing but it was bearable, these romanians have found a way to shit it to inshittity and beyond they keep throwing litter in my front fucking garden no mattter how much i sweep it

 

[swaggrz]

i found it strange how i have had better watermelons at home than i have had in thailand, usually the fruits are more rich and sweet over there in that climate.