ITT make a wish and have the next reply add a condition

[Jimmie Cobson]

My wish: unlimited free bison burgers

 

[Consul]

but you have to down each burger with a glass of hot sauce

I wish for infinite wealth

 

[Jimmie Cobson]

But your account is only acceptable at McDonald's

I wish that all real womans disappear

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

All real womans disappear, but now you have AIDS.
I wish to become above all other beings, inconceivable to everyone but myself, above all written word and descriptor. Alongside the capability of conceiving whatever concept crosses my mind into reality.

 

[_73]

A massive wedgie for making such a lame wish, nerd

everyone I dislike dies

 

[Jimmie Cobson]

Since you have low self-esteem, you kill yourself in the process

George Floyd comes back to life

 

[Sloppyjakky]

all p*lestinians and japs get the الفاشر treatment

biden and obama die

jimbo dies

canada ceases existing

i finally become good at art (will never happen)

 

[Sloppyjakky]

all p*lestinians and japs get the الفاشر treatment

biden and obama die

jimbo dies

canada ceases existing

i finally become good at art (will never happen)

also all real women and cacaots die horrifically

 

[shekel]

there is no condition for this one

 

[1876 o algo]

George Floyd comes back to life

noobs didn't follow the rules, so here's your condition

I wish India disappeared from the planet

 

[Apeson]

India disappears through pakistan annexing it and creating a slightly bigger shithole.
I wish for infinite banana.

 

[emerald]

India disappears through pakistan annexing it and creating a slightly bigger shithole.
I wish for infinite banana.

The bananas are all moldy

I wish I could own anything that's the colour green

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

You can own anything that's green, but you are now blind, making it impossible to differentiate color with certainty.
I wish for 500 cigarettes.

 

[Itransheartblox]

500 lung cancers

I wish for a BBC

 

[Joseph]

The BBC will have a nuke inside and will detonate when Tyrone cums

 

[Mongoloigul]

I wish for the entire global south to get nuked to oblivion

 

[Apeson]

you die and reincarnate in timbuktu 0,1 seconds before the nukes drop.
I wish to turn noobs into stone through eye contact.

 

[shekel]

The eye contact is literal, both of your eyes need to be touching

 

[Jimmie Cobson]

I wish for the entire global south to get nuked to oblivion

It creates a refugee crisis that makes 2015 look like one guy just crossing the border

I wish for the algorithm of X to no longer recommend me shitlibs, commies and jeets

 

[aiabooysen]

It creates a refugee crisis that makes 2015 look like one guy just crossing the border

I wish for the algorithm of X to no longer recommend me shitlibs, commies and jeets

Your entire family dies, everyone you love, yourself, and everyone and everyone that dies are gotten, everything you love and your existence.

I wish for my book to be finished