>yeah, you know what. you are just a filthy chronically online esl noob shitskinned ape who doesn't know how to communicate and be friendly, I know you are trying to ragebait me but you fucking suck balls at your job, I am NOT your fucking slave, but I am a Slave to God almighty. You need to get your priorities straight with your life you dummy. Trying to reason with you is just talking to a brick wall, You are a lost clause you know that? Nobody loves you in this world not even this website. As what LowTierGod has said, "Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, NOW!!"
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i have an expirince of using oldschlog

An AMA thread
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noob STOP[rage][rage][rage][rage]
 

>be goot
>wake up
>turn on pc
>type on the cum encrusted keyboard
>the yellow hue of the dried cum reminds you of jolteon's fur
>your morning wood comes back (you have ED)
>log into xitter
>username: FlvffFeeler88
>password: JolteonDiaperSISC1
>goon your morning wood to jolteon and averi ai slop furry porn
>get on the jolteon fans diaperfur discord server
>goon on vc with your kittens for one hour
>log into the shroom
>add nothing meaningful to threads and instead just "hmm" react everything like a sperg
>get bullied off by everyone on the site
>decide to get up to make breakfast
>as you crack an egg, the yolk's yellow color reminds you of jolteon
>get horny
>forget about breakfast and go back to gooning to jolteon
>goon for 1 hour
>as you cum, you remember that you left an egg cooking
>open the door to your goon cave
>roaring flames from a house fire started from leaving an egg cooking for too long
>stay trapped in the goon cave, obstructed by towers of cum rags, takeout boxes and jolteon portraits
>die a painful fiery death
>God sends you to hell because you were a disgusting furcaca degenerate
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK
 
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