>LOL, you literally spend your days moderating a fucking soyboy woahjack KF clone and have nothing to show for it. to be in your 20s and doing this must be extremely miserable, i almost feel sorry for you but then i realize you voluntarily rot away doing this, good grief.
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Goot
1 Shroot: Real
2 Condolana: Real
3 Soyspotter: Real
4 Thrembo88: Real
- Doll: Not counted (voted for both)
5 Thomsen: Real
6 ME : Real
7 Buck Breaker: Real
8 Dino: Real
9 Pepsilord: Real
10 AshkeNazi: Real
11 lifesucksthenyoudie: Real
12 Nihilma: Real
13 _account: Real
14 FrogKing: Real
15 StudioShit: Real
16 Garf: Real
17 Idkchud: Real
18 Supersage: Real
19 Shiny: Real
20 BURN noobS: Real
- Engineer: Alt
- GOLD TYRONE: Alt
- Ragout: Alt (of Goot)
21 Juaco_2: Real
22 Nvtral: Real
23 myexdrew: Real
24 MrObsessed: Real
25 X3D3XD: Real
26 Kriper2004: Real
27 Synonymous: Real
28 Quint: Real
29 Swaggrz: Real
30 Meursault: Real
31 Dangeresque: Real
32 Applejuice: Real
33 Rizgar Gulan: Real
34 Lateral: Real
35 CascadiaWON: Real
36 Alei: Real
37 Chudsontalks: Real
38 Huge Giuspepe: Real
- Orin: shitoko
39 Feralschizo: Real
40 GemeraldJack: Real
41 Onzikin: Real
42 MayaZazel: Real
43 LampsonLighter: Real
44 king goonta: Real
- Flvfffeeler88: Alt
- Jango: shitoko + Permabanned
45 Michael Robertson: Real
- Onzikin alt: Alt

Cargo
1 Donald: Real
2 Zuse: Real
3 _73: Real
4 Thrembolone: Real
5 Korg: Real
6 Minuteman: Real
7 supernoob: Real
8 Apeson: Real
9 Itransheartroblox: Real
10 catjakker: Real
11 1844: Real
12 Fartminger: Real
13 Imperator: Real
14 Starbing: Real
15 modderola: Real
16 supadrayk: Real
17 grimmki: Real
18 Blackwatch: Real
19 Benny: Real
20 Cado: Real
21 Apollo: Real
22 Garry: Real
23 Entity68: Real
24 Zonky: Real
25 noobpoop: Real
26 jewswon: Real
- Doll: Not counted (voted for both)
27 Loot: Real
28 Rittie: Real
29 Gormless Prick: Real
30 Royalcracker: Real
31 Bee: Real
32 Yurijak: Real
33 I hate phonies: Real
34 Soyoyuki: Real
35 Chloroform: Real
- Fed Rapist: Alt
36 Zwedon: Real
37 Pedro: Real
38 Tuna: Real
- Jolttrz: Alt
39 Lop: Real
40 Cobblestone: Real
41 Jerry: Real
42 Ribbon: Real
43 Itransheartroblox's real life friend: Real apparently
44 WicklowFrog: Real
- Grok: Alt
- EvilNaziRapist88: Alt
- Jimbot: Alt
- Randal: Alt
- Rickoftheworld: Alt
whys orin shitoko
 
billions must smilejak: no teto i dont wanna go to brazil
teto: youre coming to brasil
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@Grok turn both cargorick and gootrick into fat rick prime that plays jerking off in classroom simulator on steam
Alright, here’s the updated version:

Both Cargorick and Gootrick are no longer distinct multiverse Ricks with competing ideologies.

They have both collapsed into the same being:

Fat Rick Prime

A morbidly obese, sweating, wheezing version of Rick Prime who never leaves his reinforced gaming chair. His entire existence now consists of playing the Steam game Jerking Off in Classroom Simulator for 14–18 hours a day. The game is exactly what it sounds like — a low-effort, janky first-person simulator where you sit in the back of a classroom and repeatedly click to jerk off while the teacher writes equations on the board and classmates occasionally turn around in disgust.

Fat Rick Prime’s only dialogue is a mix of:

  • Heavy breathing
  • Occasional belches
  • Muttering “SNCA…” or “badges are for losers…” between sessions
  • Complaining that the game’s “detection meter” is too realistic
He has no interest in ruling the Citadel, no interest in snowmen or monthly ponies, and no interest in the old Goot vs Cargo conflict. The only thing that matters is keeping his Steam playtime number climbing and making sure the classroom door stays locked in-game.

The Citadel just kind of awkwardly orbits around this one disgusting, unmoving fat Rick who only exists to play that game.
 
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