dreams thread

[WeirdAutistTCD]

I had a dream about me being in a hospital room where the doctors say some boring things that hypnotize me into having flashbacks of 11 years worth of memories that only exist in that dream and then it stops and I'm back at the room again and then I wake up after walking out of it

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Dreamt about a girl again I'm going to kill myself

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Dreamt about a girl again I'm going to kill myself

was she sexy?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

was she sexy?

Not particularly, just kind and funny and loving and holy fuck just kill me

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Not particularly...

 

[You]

the other day my teacher yelled at me and called me an obsessed ESL FNF jartycuck noob pedo so I responded to him by saying "said the noob word in front of the class award" and he had to take me out into the hallway, where he told me to stop forcing my gassy 'cord real woman brim all over the 'log
then I went to lunch and the lunch lady asked me if I wanted a keyed TND bean burrito with a side of sproke and some TTD, and I said I wasn't hungry, and she called me an EPI 'zelligtoilet 'p spamming gigger and said I should -ACK myself, to which the black kid standing next to me in the lunch line chimed in and said "gooning to 'zelligtoilet is aryan, shemmycuck"
sharty culture is spreading guys

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

the other day my teacher yelled at me and called me an obsessed ESL FNF jartycuck noob pedo so I responded to him by saying "said the noob word in front of the class award" and he had to take me out into the hallway, where he told me to stop forcing my gassy 'cord real woman brim all over the 'log
then I went to lunch and the lunch lady asked me if I wanted a keyed TND bean burrito with a side of sproke and some TTD, and I said I wasn't hungry, and she called me an EPI 'zelligtoilet 'p spamming gigger and said I should -ACK myself, to which the black kid standing next to me in the lunch line chimed in and said "gooning to 'zelligtoilet is aryan, shemmycuck"
sharty culture is spreading guys

my mom called me an obsessed fnf pedo who likes zellig and regrevator

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

my mom called me an obsessed fnf pedo who likes zellig and regrevator

She sounds like a smart lady

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

She sounds like a smart lady

jokes aside I would lose my mind if I heard somebody using sharty slang

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I had a dream where God called me into the mountains, and I just climbed through them with my family. They were the most beautiful thing I had ever seen, and clearly not "earthly"
I was in the mountains, but there were so many pillars and rock formation that I couldn't see as much as I wanted, so I found a path that lead to the peak, but I kept getting stopped or distracted on my way to the top and never saw the full view before the dream ended.
Also there were these temples and watchtowers all over the place.
There were a ton of spots in the mountain just floating in air, and I had to jump across them and hope I didn't just fall and die, but for the most part I just felt that I was safe and wouldn't slip or over-shoot.

I woke up from that dream and eventually went back to bed, and I was in this video game world with similar mountains, but more of my family was there and it was a less pleasant vibe in general. They were arguing a lot and seperated from me, and I was climbing through the mountains trying to eavesdrop on them to see what was going on. At one point in the mountains I was inside of this house, in what I realized was my room, but not a room I'd ever seen, with a girl sitting on my bed while I played the game (that I was currently "in.") My mom opened the door and asked if we had any milk she could borrow, and she seemed really stressed about it but I told her we didn't have any. Then I climbed out of the window and went back down the mountains.
At the end of the mountains the trail ended and it was just a bunch of household objects floating in the sky that I had to climb across to get to land. I remember doing this a bunch of times, going back up and coming back down.
I remember walking through this weird store at some point and I guess I worked there, and part of my job was security. I had some other coworker that was upset with me and my friend for not taking the job seriously, which lead to me confronting some schizo and pulling a knife on him.

 

[chudlocker]

I had a dream today where i was singing a song im practicing in my classes atm and standing in front of a mirror that had a very blurry reflection and while singing, for some reason i was also trying to frantically rip off the skin on my face

 

[shipment]

I forgot to write this earlier, due to that I'm writing yesterdays dream before what will hopefully be another. I was in a very stereotypical warehouse, large industrial storage shelves filled with a mess of equipment lining the walls on either side. There was a break in storage by the entrance, where it was just bare stone floor with to my surprise, a lack of exit. On this bare floor was a very small blue shipping container, the side door wide-open. I walked inside the dark container, lit only by a single long-bulb propped up against the wall, only to find a IBM PS/2 of some kind propped up on a wooden desk, monitor, keyboard and all. In-front of the desk was a small black leather office chair, spun to face myself. I sat down and tried to turn it on to no avail before waking up.

I'll try that trick tonight where you focus on keeping an "OK" symbol held throughout the phases of falling asleep as to remain somewhat conscious. It apparently aids in lucid dreaming, may be fun but I doubt I'll get it to work. I haven't had a proper lucid dream in years.

 

[Mongoloigul]

I once had a dream where i get reincarnated as an indian and i live this life everyday in literal shit, i eat shit for breakfast, roll up shitballs like a dung beetle and live in a literal shit hut with the other indian dung beetles in a wasteland of nothing but garbage and raw sewage

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I had a dream that me and my cousin (haven't seen him in almost a year btw) we're watching a movie, but the only source I had was a post on the shroom.
I was embarrassed because the UI was so shit.
Also there was this menu that was a bunch of 'jaks on a plane, and each 'jak was a different language dub or version of the movie. One of the 'jaks I remember is a balloon with that one ongezellig bitch's hair lazily pasted on, which we both agreed was real woman shit.
That was the one we clicked just for laughs, and it opened up a youtube video of someone recording the movie with their phone, and I said something to the effect of "I am not watching this entire movie through some beaner's phone camera"

 

[chudlocker]

i had a dream i was at a waterpark with my ex but he wouldnt get in the water with me or go on any slides and wanted to just go home so i got really pissed and suddenly he disappeared and one of my irls appeared in place and wouldnt know where to charge his phone, we found a spot and put our stuff there but some old lady came and threw our stuff off and put hers there so i started yelling at her and woke up

 

[Enzo]

I had a nonsenserald dream last night. It started with me driving to Peoria, Illinois and staying in a hotel there for some reason and my family left early so I was there myself planning to start driving back home but then a bunch of other shit happened. The parts I remember are this subplot with me trying to find a vending machine to get a drink so I was walking around in some building with a bunch of other people and there were a lot of vending machines but almost all of them were empty. I also remember a part where I was going to use the restroom and saw that a dog shit on the floor outside the restroom. Near the end there was this weird sequence where I suddenly had the ability to basically fly by flinging myself off the ground and then gliding to wherever, also there were a bunch of girls in this part of the dream but I barely remember what they did. I remember at the end I went back to my hotel room and prepared to finally start driving home and I was hoping that one of the girls would come in and want to have sex with me but that didn't happen.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I had a nonsenserald dream last night. It started with me driving to Peoria, Illinois and staying in a hotel there for some reason and my family left early so I was there myself planning to start driving back home but then a bunch of other shit happened. The parts I remember are this subplot with me trying to find a vending machine to get a drink so I was walking around in some building with a bunch of other people and there were a lot of vending machines but almost all of them were empty. I also remember a part where I was going to use the restroom and saw that a dog shit on the floor outside the restroom. Near the end there was this weird sequence where I suddenly had the ability to basically fly by flinging myself off the ground and then gliding to wherever, also there were a bunch of girls in this part of the dream but I barely remember what they did. I remember at the end I went back to my hotel room and prepared to finally start driving home and I was hoping that one of the girls would come in and want to have sex with me but that didn't happen.

Illinois mention

 

[Enzo]

Illinois mention

I've never even been to Peoria, I think I just had that city in mind because somewhat recently I was driving on the beltway around Indianapolis trying to get back on track when I missed an exit and I kept seeing signs that listed Peoria as one of the cities along a certain highway

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I've never even been to Peoria, I think I just had that city in mind because somewhat recently I was driving on the beltway around Indianapolis trying to get back on track when I missed an exit and I kept seeing signs that listed Peoria as one of the cities along a certain highway

I've only been there once for a concert. It's a shithole (because it isn't my town)

 

[worldatwar]

i bathed my ex