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[Bee]

Just take a discarded but unused out of date epinephrine autoejector and stab it through your ear
The trace adrenaline dose will numb the pain
Oh and it's sterile ofcourse

Ah of course how silly of me to not think of that

 

[Doe]

I always just used a nailclipper

I used my teeth or my fingernails like a real man

 

[StudioExcréments]

Just take a discarded but unused out of date epinephrine autoejector and stab it through your ear
The trace adrenaline dose will numb the pain
Oh and it's sterile ofcourse

Dont do this, if you dont need an epi pen then are some quite significant risks that are going to get a hearth attack and die. Btw expired epi pens work just fine, it's just something the pharmaceutical company add to make their product shelf life shorter forcing ameridummys to fork over 500 bucks for a 2 dollar product every 1.5 years. evendoe it can last over 3 years and still be 80 to 90 pourcent as potent.

 

[GQQT]

I used my teeth or my fingernails like a real man

That too
Teeth?
You can't bite your own face

 

[GQQT]

Dont do this, if you dont need an epi pen then are some quite significant risks that are going to get a hearth attack and die. Btw expired epi pens work just fine, it's just something the pharmaceutical company add to make their product shelf life shorter forcing ameridummys to fork over 500 bucks for a 2 dollar product every 1.5 years. evendoe it can last over 3 years and still be 80 to 90 pourcent as potent.

The bulk of the dose won't enter your bloodstream it'll puncture your ear and squirt clear through the other end of the lobe

 

[Doe]

That too
Teeth?
You can't bite your own face

I mean for spots where you can to them with your teeth like near the front of your shoulder, but they're pretty rare of course

 

[GQQT]

I mean for spots where you can to them with your teeth like near the front of your shoulder, but they're pretty rare of course

Almost never had there

 

[Doe]

Almost never had there

Maybe I'm just a freak or something

 

[GQQT]

Maybe I'm just a freak or something

 

[Doe]

I like that song

 

[Doe]

I swear there was an incel parody but I can't find the quality version

 

[GQQT]

I swear there was an incel parody but I can't find the quality version

 

[GQQT]

These both kida suck but it's funny

 

[Doe]

Yeah that sort of thing but I remember there being one that was genuinely high quality, can't find that one though; perhaps it was just revealed to me in a dream. I remember the lyrics being something like:
>I'm under 6 feet tall
>I wish I had a10 eyes
Then I can't remember, and when it gets to the chorus it's like
>All women are evil
>They're so fucking evil
>But I'm a chud
>I'm an inceeeel
>What are they doing here?
>Billions must die

 

[GQQT]

Yeah that sort of thing but I remember there being one that was genuinely high quality, can't find that one though; perhaps it was just revealed to me in a dream. I remember the lyrics being something like:
>I'm under 6 feet tall
>I wish I had a10 eyes
Then I can't remember, and when it gets to the chorus it's like
>All women are evil
>They're so fucking evil
>But I'm a chud
>I'm an inceeeel
>What are they doing here?
>Billions must die

Found it

 

[Doe]

Found it

Yeah that's the one, thanks