Acutally serious: what would you do if you owned the sharty

[korg]

Ev&oe that's Jerry blevin's name (it actually is)

shit I actually forgot that

 

[worldatwar]

all of your names have been pretty lame so you should call yourself dummyed_cacaot since you are that

oooh you really got me there, korg..

 

[Erblicken]

oooh you really got me there, korg..

korg is a much cooler name than ecstasy or some random aztecbabble

 

[worldatwar]

korg is a much cooler name than ecstasy or some random aztecbabble

erdihken stop

 

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[worldatwar]

erdihken stop

>korg reacted to your post in the thread Derailed Acutally serious: what would you do if you owned the sharty with cacaot.

korgbroken

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greekaryan btw

 

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Mogs me hard.

 

[Squigger]

unban myself

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

I don't have enough smug anime women on me to fight you right now.


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[Nikizno]

@Onzikin becomes Minister of Unicode

Thanks, I guess.

 

[ShitIWillForgetAnyway]

I would just ban everything I don't like!!44

But genuinely this is what I would do.
Ban furshit, real womenme, mlp from /soy/ but not really NAS in general.
To balance /soy/ I would ban catty wiping, spamming in quality threads, and limit baits and NAS to like maximum 20-40% anything over that gets deleted/moved to /qa/.
Fire at least 90% of quotecord administration and replace it with 'teens who doesn't hate the fucking site.
I think datamining is a necessary evil but I would refine it more to not impact regular users.
Ban any derailer from raid threads if the raid thread is not about doxxing some literal who.
To better avoid snitches and targets visiting raid threads, anyone who visit a raid thread with no post history or the system determines its a new user gets automatically shadow banned and redirected to 4cuck (derailers as well) or the site would give back fake threads with fake posts in it.
Instead just giving out gempasses every month whoever made the best gem and has like 2-3 month posting history can win a gempass (except codeGODs and others who can't draw but makes a really good tools and other shit). And best gem will be determined based on 'teens voting.
No random dummyed SNCA events.
Improving MPA with better hash caching, giving mediators a dedicated panel to use for approving images.
Finally more transparency about like... everything.

This is what I have in mind rn.

 

[shekel]

do the opposite of everything the guy above just said

 

[filan]

Shut down the sharty and then bring it back 2 weeks later

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

Bring back the Jarty

 

[luck45]

Remove every board except for /soy/

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

strike a deal with rapeape to merge the sharty with 4cuck

 

[aiabooysen]

Make @DOLL the perma admin and give him full autonomy

Dont do this, or you would be doing what aiabooysen did

 

[Apeson]

Shut down the sharty and then bring it back 2 weeks later

aryans do this.

 

[BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIG]

sell and then exit scam whoever i sold it to

 

[1876 o algo]

Hang myself.