Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Consul]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[Thomsen]

>Grigory thinks he is a dog

 

[Garf]

>my mom is fat and I fear her more than death

marge

 

[_account]

marge

Steve said that. Apparently his mom is fat.

 

[jim🅱️o]

Steve said that. Apparently his mom is fat.

great now garf's going to simp for her

 

[LoveableLesothoMan]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ I WIN ALL DEBATES

 

[MM7890]

>Here lies OP. He never scored.

 

[Namefag]

>After learning of his internet activities, the FBI attempted to place him under physical surveillance, but this was generally ineffective because for several weeks he did not leave his parents' house or open the front door.

 

[Joseph]

>grt a lice

>Here lies OP. He never scored.

OP did score though, but with men

 

[condolana]

>i would love a de_sparklesbedroom

 

[1876 o algo]

>yeah that's right take that and that, you will ALWAYS be a woman

 

[worldatwar]

>MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO
WE WASHED OURSELVES IN PEDOS' BLOOD AND ALL THE SCHLOGliarS TOO
WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE SCHLOG MACHINE, JEW BY JEW BY JEW!!!!
THE SHROOMITE MARCHES ON!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

>Michelle Obama said pizza is a vegetable or some burgers
it's a gem because 'cado said it also i used to have it as a quote on a old 'cado themed 'schlog splinter I had for like a week and shilled on the the Swinny

 

[pig]

>yup i'm throbbing as well

 

[Consul]

@Chesnaught thoughts on this?

 

[1876 o algo]

'cado themed 'schlog splinter

noob huh?

 

[Chesnaught]

@Chesnaught thoughts on this?

Glisterald

 

[1876 o algo]

>I do NOT look like that

 

[tho420]

>ur mom

 

[Chesnaught]

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

noob huh?

I made it a little before or maybe after 'schlog went down and it lasted a week