Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Administrator]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[Joseph]

>stop logging in, cacaot

 

[Joseph]

>Just stop
>I seriously do not understand what you people like about "jolteon"

 

[Joseph]

>The presence... of a w*menoidic creature... i can feel it... stay sreal womang everyone... please recite the holy mantra... we will defeat the devilish spawn of satan...
>#BANALLWOMENINITIATIVE2027

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

>If I vote "Let DOLL decide", maybe then the bull might stick it up my butt instead of my trans husbands!

 

[ザイバツ]

>It's just four Chan bs . And most of the people drawn are criminals or shooters

 

[Blackred]

>They may be ignorant savages but they're working for me!

 

[Blackred]

>Touch penis sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex Fucking that cunt Claus

 

[Lateral]

>I really want to rape somebody. Just for the sake of it. I am 100% serious. I've never been so serious on here. More than 5000 posts I believe but this is the top 1 serious post ever. I often drive through literally where shithole villages at night, sometime I see lone people walking between them. It's like 5 km of nothingness. Pitch black. I could just hit them with my car and rape them. Maybe hit them and kidnap them actually. I don't know if I should kill them afterwards. I'm pretty sure it decreases the risk of the consequences. Now who do I rape? A woman should be fine. A young twinky "femboy" isn't perfect but I think I wouldn't have a problem. Now for the age bracket. I'm not sure. More than 27~ years old? That's a no for me. I'm really not sure about the lower limit. Would I feel in control? Is this why I wanna do it? I doubt it. I feel very in control right now. This is something else. Mind you it's not about the killing either. I think it's just that I find rape to be funny? Not extremally funny, just ... funny. FNF like having fun as the say. I like doing cool things too but I'm not sure whether rape is cool. Is it? Chat? What do you think?

 

[AshkeNazi]

>why do you jews like mario brothers?

 

[ザイバツ]

>oh God its rising

 

[Chudsontalks]

>Kazakhstan is threatening us with bombings.

 

[Joseph]

>To Shroot:

>FUCK YOU, SHROOT!
>One of your members is a literal Zoophile Pokémon gooner who made me lose a few followers on X and made me a lost a friend (on Steam), You think I'm a fucking "shitpig pedophile" ???! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!


- Patryk"DiccDownBabies"Kornatowski on onionfarms

 

[1876 o algo]

He's literally me actually. Im like an anime boy.

 

[Lootki]

>Last weekend I visited a friend of mine for a sleepover. I asked if I could shower because I wasn't feeling so fresh. She let me and I stepped in. I was flatulent so I farted, but gas wasn't all that came out. I must admit that I do this on purpose when I'm home but I've never done it at a friend's house. I was really embarrassed so I just stomped most of it down the drain. Some splattered over the wall though and the shower was not handheld, so I decided to leave it and hope for the best. I cleaned myself and put on some clothes and pretended like nothing happened. The next day her mother decided to take a shower and saw the mess. She was LIVID, screaming at my friend for the mess she'd made. She started crying and left the room. She returned a few minutes later and she had a look of death. I panicked, and we argued. I decided to deny all allegations and blame her dog for the mess. She said that her dog would never projectile shit all over the shower walls, yet I kept denying it. She eventually calmed down and I left. I personally think I did nothing wrong since it wasn't even a big mess, and a dog could easily have done that. My friend won't respond to any of my texts, she's probably expecting me to apologize or something

 

[Lateral]

>Last weekend I visited a friend of mine for a sleepover. I asked if I could shower because I wasn't feeling so fresh. She let me and I stepped in. I was flatulent so I farted, but gas wasn't all that came out. I must admit that I do this on purpose when I'm home but I've never done it at a friend's house. I was really embarrassed so I just stomped most of it down the drain. Some splattered over the wall though and the shower was not handheld, so I decided to leave it and hope for the best. I cleaned myself and put on some clothes and pretended like nothing happened. The next day her mother decided to take a shower and saw the mess. She was LIVID, screaming at my friend for the mess she'd made. She started crying and left the room. She returned a few minutes later and she had a look of death. I panicked, and we argued. I decided to deny all allegations and blame her dog for the mess. She said that her dog would never projectile shit all over the shower walls, yet I kept denying it. She eventually calmed down and I left. I personally think I did nothing wrong since it wasn't even a big mess, and a dog could easily have done that. My friend won't respond to any of my texts, she's probably expecting me to apologize or something

@Grok What should I do in this situation?