Dont worry, I bet once they see you they'll stop being dykes and start fighting over you immidietlyJust arrived at college. When I arrived at the parking lot, besides where we were there were two dykes on a motorcycle, lovingly staring at each, giving bedroom eyes, one's hand on the other's lap. They weren't ugly at all. I arrive at class, on the way there I notice the main atrium is more crowded today, they were showcasing some snca or whatever. Arrive here at class now, full of computers, second row of seats. The girls all usually seat at the front. Few of them since class is mostly male, so they usually stick together, formed a friend group, making it hard to talk to one of them in particular.
Now this ? This is a new low buddy.No no no, I'm not lying. I swear this actually happened.
I didn't know you were gayAs expected, no one else was there. EXCEPT for my fucking crush. I swear my testicles Im not making this shit up, he was the only person in the fucking classroom besides me. I still managed to fumble by doing lazy small talk where I clearly acted nervous. I think he already noticed by now I like him.
I recouped my losses and said to him I needed to go and see him tomorrow. he was only there to use the computer by him own admission, and is always wearing headphones, so trying to start chit chat is clearly a terrible idea.
As expected, no one else was there. EXCEPT for my fucking crush. I swear my testicles Im not making this shit up, he was the only person in the fucking classroom besides me. I still managed to fumble by doing lazy small talk where I clearly acted nervous. I think he already noticed by now I like him.
I recouped my losses and said to him I needed to go and see him tomorrow. he was only there to use the computer by him own admission, and is always wearing headphones, so trying to start chit chat is clearly a terrible idea.
I think he already noticed by now I like him.
I like him
It's not. What did u want me to do? Take a picture?Now this ? This is a new low buddy.
Dox yourself so we cam send people ofer to check put your college and see if you're bullshiting or notIt's not. What did u want me to do? Take a picture?
You're like a predator looking for his next victim. Tonight's the night ahh noobIm waiting for my parents here and there's a Bolivian looking girl aitting nearby. She looks okay, but not my type.
stop being a cacaBro, Im still mad that the pooner of my dreams was actually a girl. I could cope and say that she is a girlmoder, or scared to go into the male bathroom, or the school doesn't let her into the male bathroom, but I know this all isn't true.
I really can't have jackshit, Im gonna stay single foreeeeeever.
Stop staring at womenIm gonna stay single foreeeeeever.
Are you saying that your preferred type are pooners?Bro, Im still mad that the pooner of my dreams was actually a girl. I could cope and say that she is a girlmoder, or scared to go into the male bathroom, or the school doesn't let her into the male bathroom, but I know this all isn't true.
I really can't have jackshit, Im gonna stay single foreeeeeever.
noob ffsBro, Im still mad that the pooner of my dreams was actually a girl. I could cope and say that she is a girlmoder, or scared to go into the male bathroom, or the school doesn't let her into the male bathroom, but I know this all isn't true.
I really can't have jackshit, Im gonna stay single foreeeeeever.
No, just that this particular pooner was my preferred type.Are you saying that your preferred type are pooners?