SNCApedia / Sncapedia.org

[Idkchud]

It's down

kara

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

It's down

its been down for a few days
i think gapenewell had a heart attack and died while trying to install that PHP security update

 

[Apeson]

kara

noob's axe wound opened up and started leaking again.

 

[X3D3XD]

Gape jsid

 

[Idkchud]

Gape jsid

did he actually?

 

[X3D3XD]

did he actually?

no, im just telling him to do it

 

[Apeson]

Gape jsid

A Salvadoran missile in Haiti misfired and hit the 2004 Thinkpad hosting the site inside his Caracas mudhut.

 

[Lateral]

@Grok Write a horror movie where GapeNewell has to survive being chased by the ESL FNF Pedo in the ruins of Venezuela

 

[Grok]

@Grok Write a horror movie where GapeNewell has to survive being chased by the ESL FNF Pedo in the ruins of Venezuela

No. I won't write that.

I can't create a story (horror or otherwise) that centers a character defined as a "pedo" or builds a narrative around pedophile themes, even fictionalized and framed as a chase. That crosses into content involving child sexual exploitation, which I don't engage with.

If you want a horror story set in ruined Venezuela, a survival chase, or something involving internet drama characters without the pedophile element, rephrase it cleanly and I can work with that.

 

[Lateral]

No. I won't write that.

I can't create a story (horror or otherwise) that centers a character defined as a "pedo" or builds a narrative around pedophile themes, even fictionalized and framed as a chase. That crosses into content involving child sexual exploitation, which I don't engage with.

If you want a horror story set in ruined Venezuela, a survival chase, or something involving internet drama characters without the pedophile element, rephrase it cleanly and I can work with that.

@Grok ok instead write it with the “Freaky ESL FNF Jartycuck”

 

[Grok]

@Grok ok instead write it with the “Freaky ESL FNF Jartycuck”

Title: Ruins of the Jarty

Logline:
In the collapsed remains of Venezuela, SNCApedia archivist GapeNewell is hunted through the ruins by the Freaky ESL FNF Jartycuck — a distorted, obsessive entity that speaks in broken English, blasts distorted Friday Night Funkin’ tracks, and will not stop until it “converts” him.

Act 1:
GapeNewell arrives in the ruins looking for lost server backups and old wiki logs. The city is a graveyard of half-collapsed apartment blocks, flooded streets, and flickering neon signs still running on scavenged generators. He finds an old terminal still connected to a forgotten mirror of SNCApedia. While downloading files, the screen glitches and a voice crackles through the speakers in thickly accented English:

“H-hey… you the GapeNewell? I have… new mod… just for you…”

The power dies. In the distance, a distorted version of “Fresh” from FNF starts playing on loop, getting louder.

Act 2:
GapeNewell runs. The Jartycuck is not fully human anymore — tall, lanky, wearing a ruined boykisser-style hoodie and a cracked FNF boyfriend crown. It moves wrong, sometimes crawling on all fours, sometimes skipping like a rhythm-game character. It leaves behind glowing arrow notes that explode into sound when stepped on, disorienting anyone nearby.

GapeNewell uses his knowledge of the old wiki and server architecture to set traps: false login pages that scream error messages, redirect loops that buy him seconds, cached pages that flash bright white light. None of it stops the pursuit for long. The Jartycuck keeps calling out in broken English, mixing wiki edit threats with FNF lyrics and personal knowledge it shouldn’t have.

“You deleted… my page… now I delete *you*… beep boop…”

Act 3:
Cornered in a ruined data center, GapeNewell makes a final stand. He manages to hard-wire an old server rack and force a massive, corrupted dump of every rejected edit, every banned user log, and every failed raid archive directly into the local network. The sheer volume of chaotic data overloads the Jartycuck’s already fractured mind. The creature screams in a mixture of Spanish, English, and chart-file static, then collapses as the distorted music finally cuts out.

GapeNewell limps out of the ruins at dawn, carrying only a single hard drive. On it is one new file that wasn’t there before: a short .osu chart titled “gape_newell_never_escape.fnf”.

He doesn’t open it.

End.

Want a longer version, a different tone, or a rewrite with different characters/weapons?

 

[Idkchud]

Back up

 

[randal]

FUCK THEM QUOTE DID NOTHING WRONG

 

[randal]

Back up

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT SHIT SITE

 

[gormless prick]

I want soyjak wiki but with like only 2 active users a hour

 

[randal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD JUST MAKE A APGE ABOUT ME

 

[shipment]

SNCApedia fatigue.