my shit blog #2

the last blog sucked dick and balls and it was filled with corny shit i posted when i was 16 and sadly i can't delete it

 

[Sloppyjakky]

They said nothing would happen (for the most part) if I never threatened anybody online again
tbh it's going to be hard to not talk shit about ppl I don't like but if that means I won't have to see rapeson in jail anytime soon then fine

It's funny how I thought nobody would take the xeet seriously because of the embedded gigachad and me censoring kill

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

something like that
They told my parents about my account @poopandnoobs and talked about how I posted violent shit on that account
Other than that I didn't pay too much attention because my dad got pissed at me for somehow summoning the FBI via xitter

this is genuinely 1984

 

[Sloppyjakky]

this is genuinely 1984

Thankfully they didn't come to my house or else things could've been 9000x worse
Imagine me having to explain to a glowie why I posted a threat with a gigachad attached

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

Thankfully they didn't come to my house or else things could've been 9000x worse
Imagine me having to explain to a glowie why I posted a threat with a gigachad attached

they're actually called agents

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

Thankfully they didn't come to my house or else things could've been 9000x worse
Imagine me having to explain to a glowie why I posted a threat with a gigachad attached

but genuinely how did they get ur parents number

 

[QuickSlaughter]

THE FBI CALLED MY PARENTS OVER ME TALKING SHIT ABOUT MUSK WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Sloppyjakky]

albeit hearing the FBI agent say noobs was pretty funny doe

 

[Sloppyjakky]

but genuinely how did they get ur parents number

idfk
Well considering how they're a federal agency i'm pretty sure they already know my parent's number

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

THE FBI CALLED MY PARENTS OVER ME TALKING SHIT ABOUT MUSK WHAT THE FUCK

What the fuck did you expect?

 

[Sloppyjakky]

What the fuck did you expect?

I did not expect a shitty tweet to somehow alert the FBI

 

[QuickSlaughter]

I did not expect a shitty tweet to somehow alert the FBI

is we getting raided next cuz our posts talk about shooting up stuff like dem cumskins?

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

but genuinely how did they get ur parents number

I'm assuming they talked to Sloppyjakky's ISP and his ISP handed his parent's contact details

 

[QuickSlaughter]

I'm assuming they talked to Sloppyjakky's ISP and his ISP handed his parent's contact details

so dem glownoobs have access to dem xitter ips and they spy on you?
sheeeeeit

 

[CX2]

I'm assuming they talked to Sloppyjakky's ISP and his ISP handed his parent's contact details

im assuming none of this actually happened & he's shitposting

 

[QuickSlaughter]

im assuming none of this actually happened & he's shitposting

noobh, dem glownoobs are very best friends with elon liar
probably mossad is into it too

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

so dem glownoobs have access to dem xitter ips and they spy on you?
sheeeeeit

Yeah, but it's more likely that Xitter handed his IP to the feds as I'm pretty sure they're legally obliged to or probably do anyway to avoid being assraped by them

 

[QuickSlaughter]

Yeah, but it's more likely that Xitter handed his IP to the feds as I'm pretty sure they're legally obliged to or probably do anyway to avoid being assraped by them

>falsely identifying as a government agency so you can dox a xitter real woman

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

im assuming none of this actually happened & he's shitposting

It's plausible, I remember some years back some dude made a copypasta about bombing some conference in Washington DC on Kiwi Farms and the feds came to his house and took his computers

 

[CX2]

Yeah, but it's more likely that Xitter handed his IP to the feds as I'm pretty sure they're legally obliged to or probably do anyway to avoid being assraped by them

im confused as to why the government would care about someone posting gore with that not being uncommon online

 

[QuickSlaughter]

It's plausible, I remember some years back some dude made a copypasta about bombing some conference in Washington DC on Kiwi Farms and the feds came to his house and took his computers

I will bomb the White House, I will bomb the Capitol, I will kill the President