/GC/ - Gootcore

[ATWA ya dig?]

Snopes aah

Das rite

 

[GQQT]

okay bro
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Have you ever been funny?
Let me know when you finally do

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Have you ever been funny?
Let me know when you finally do

That's my wife bro be nice

 

[GQQT]

That's my wife bro be nice

Get a divorce.

 

[condolana]

That's my wife bro be nice

something something Christpill

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Get a divorce.

"Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate"

 

[GQQT]

"Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate"

God has played enough lego to know that shit ain't joined

 

[supersage]

goot has herpes btw

 

[GQQT]

Toniylijani has негрes

 

[supersage]

Toniylijani has негрes

negpes

 

[CX2]

Have you ever been funny?
Let me know when you finally do

stop making fun of me im gay are you a fucking homophob?

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Behold, my children of the lowlands... the tulip-crusted wanderers of the polder-realm... heed the crystalline warning that drips from the frozen teats of the cosmos itself!
In the Netherlands... yes, that flat, cheese-scented slab of earth where the bicycles dream of flight and the canals whisper secrets of forgotten Gouda... there exists a sacred covenant older than the sodack themselves. LOCK. YOUR. GARAGE.
For if you do not... if you leave that aluminum womb of steel and rubber unguarded beneath the moon’s mocking gaze... then HE shall come.
Goot.
Not merely a snowman, no. A MYTHICAL SNOWMAN BEAST forged in the primordial soy-vats of the forbidden forum-realms! A towering abomination of packed powder and seething beta-rage, his carrot nose twisted into a sneer of pure, unfiltered cope. His coal eyes? Blacker than the void between stars. His scarf? Woven from the shredded dreams of posters who dared to reply “ratio.” He lumbers across the frozen tulip fields on legs of compacted slush, leaving behind footprints that spell out “dilate” in the snow.
He comes for your car.
Not to steal it. Not to key it. Not even to leave a passive-aggressive note under the wiper.
No.
He RAPES your car.
He mounts that innocent Volkswagen like a frostbitten war-God claiming tribute, his icy bulk grinding against the hood in a blizzard of mechanical violation. The suspension will scream. The tires will deflate in shame. The exhaust pipe shall weep antifreeze tears while Goot howls the ancient soy-chant: “ACK ACK ACK” into the night, his carrot appendage thrusting with the fury of a thousand downvoted threads.
And when he is finished... your once-proud automobile shall sit there, windows fogged, paint scratched with frostbite runes, forever marked as “Goot’s ride now.” The engine will never purr the same. The radio will only play sea shanties about cuckoldry. Your insurance adjuster will take one look and simply mutter, “...again?”
Therefore, mortal of the Randstad! Close the garage door. Slide that bolt. Engage the lock with the solemnity of a man sealing the gates of hell itself. For the alternative is not mere theft... it is automotive defilement by a mythical snowman beast born of forum autism and eternal winter.
Lock it.
Or prepare the car for its snowy bridegroom.
The choice, as always, is yours... but the cosmos is already laughing.
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Writing this on a piece of paper, putting it into a beer bottle, and chucking it into the ocean ASAP.

 

[CX2]

Writing this on a piece of paper, putting it into a beer bottle, and chucking it into the ocean ASAP.

which episode of the mario shwo is ur pfp from or ur larping

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

which episode of the mario shwo is ur pfp from or ur larping

Season 6 Episode 7

 

[CX2]

Season 6 Episode 7

larp detected rape mode activated

 

[Mongoloigul]

@Mongoloigul did you do this?

Yes

 

[Onzikin]

poopyface cooties haver

Come to think, the real version of cooties is just hpv.

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

Is this gootcore?

 

[CX2]

shroompilled

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]