NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[_73]

I sang a dave blunts song in the shower once

 

[_account]

I'm pretty slow to get angry usually, but the mere sound of a vacuum cleaner is enough to send me into a rage if I don't control myself. I have to literally hide in my room, I don't know why but it makes my blood boil.

'tism final boss

 

[_account]

I sang a dave blunts song in the shower once

Sir this is a confession thread, not a flex on these noobs thread.

 

[Sawfish]

'tism final boss

I'm fine with being in public and loud music usually but something about the vacuum cleaners, just... eugh. I read somewhere they intentionally make them louder on purpose to sound powerful, that probably has something to do with it.

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

I live in the Atlantic Ocean.

 

[Victorio]

I once changed everything about my profile in a game and artificially changed my voice in order to seem like I'm black just so I could justify saying noob in a server where it's not allowed

 

[basil]

i accidentally killed a cat once

 

[_73]

I once changed everything about my profile in a game and artificially changed my voice in order to seem like I'm black just so I could justify saying noob in a server where it's not allowed

I used to do something similar, where I joined forums pretending to be black and say the N-word, just to later reveal the fact that Im actually turkish

 

[_account]

i accidentally killed a cat once

@Shroot BAN HIM it's lettuce 2.0

 

[_account]

I used to do something similar, where I joined forums pretending to be black and say the N-word, just to later reveal the fact that Im actually turkish

 

[Dagonet]

@Shroot BAN HIM it's lettuce 2.0

>Basil
>Lettuce
This is why fungi WON and plants lost

 

[Joseph]

I played the fpe song over and over again and got drunk (and very loud) on a certain road trip with my friends and ruined the trip as a result

 

[StudioExcréments]

I feel like shit just thinking abt it but when i was like 8 i captured a frog and kept it as a pet but i think it died from stress after a few days. I made him like a little terrarium thing in a tupperware and i would pet him while watching documentaries about frogs with him. I buried him in the woods, to this day i still feel sad for him, my 8 year old mind was not ready to properly take care of him.

 

[Dagonet]

I played the fpe song over and over again and got drunk (and very loud) on a certain road trip with my friends and ruined the trip as a result

Why would you torment your friends like that?

 

[_73]

Also I got jumped once

 

[basil]

@Shroot BAN HIM it's lettuce 2.0

wtf i don’t abuse animals i love all animals even insects

 

[_account]

I played the fpe song over and over again and got drunk (and very loud) on a certain road trip with my friends and ruined the trip as a result

You could have at least played
SPRUNKI SPRUNKI SPRUNKI
GET FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY

 

[Charges officer?]

i accidentally killed a cat once

he also said that he kicked a dog before
just ban this noob

 

[_account]

wtf i don’t abuse animals i love all animals even insects

>don't abuse animals
>Killed one by accident

 

[Joseph]

Why would you torment your friends like that?

I don't know what I was thinking, but we got charged a loudness fee from the lodging place we stayed at that I decided to pay for in full - I caused it after all.

You could have at least played
SPRUNKI SPRUNKI SPRUNKI
GET FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY

That was before sprunki existed