>yeah, you know what. you are just a filthy chronically online esl noob shitskinned ape who doesn't know how to communicate and be friendly, I know you are trying to ragebait me but you fucking suck balls at your job, I am NOT your fucking slave, but I am a Slave to God almighty. You need to get your priorities straight with your life you dummy. Trying to reason with you is just talking to a brick wall, You are a lost clause you know that? Nobody loves you in this world not even this website. As what LowTierGod has said, "Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, NOW!!"
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Move every thread with "if Claus" in the title to /aq/

I love the bit as much as anybody else on here, but it buries so many worthwhile threads on /soy/. I'm not calling for a mass-extinction or some sissyshit ban, just a simple transfer to a more appropriate board.
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>people still make "what if Claus" threads in 2026
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For some reason, the forum format seems to be better at preserving culture than the imageboard format. I don't know why. It's been almost two years and yet somehow what if Claus threads are still hilarious. They never fail to get a chuckle out of me.
 
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