Greatest pickup lines thread

[Nikizno]

"Girl, you don't need halloween cause you're always a treat!! "

 

[1876 o algo]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're a stupid fucking bitch whore

 

[Foggurt]

"*rapes you*"

 

[Nikizno]

"Girl, do you like Minecraft? Cause you're a dream"

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

"My name is not Onzikin"

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

youre like a mercedes sprinter in a sea of crappy renaults babe

 

[Nikizno]

"My name is not Onzikin"

You're so shit a shtiflinging it's sad.

 

[1876 o algo]

Hey girl, are you a liberal?
Because I'm heavily counting on you not owning a firearm

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

You're so shit a shtiflinging it's sad.

Not every negative interaction is shitflinging my dear

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

ay babes ur looking leng styll whats ur snapchat xox

 

[Itransheartblox]

"You are about to get raped" Brutal

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

Not every negative interaction is shitflinging my dear

this is a pickup line youre so into him

 

[1876 o algo]

Hey girl, are you the constitution of a southern hemisphere country?
Because I'm going to rape you and forget you exist

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

this is a pickup line youre so into him

He's underage don't say that please

 

[Nikizno]

Not every negative interaction is shitflinging my dear

Don't call me "my dear" ever again.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

Don't call me "my dear" ever again.

Everyone is dear to me

 

[Itransheartblox]

"Have you ever heard about Cuckjeet?" brutal

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

He's underage don't say that please

im ngl i keep forgetting people are underage its really scaring me i constantly live in fear of saying smt wrong because im over 18 now its always been the OTHER way
i apolocheese

 

[Shiny]

"Roses are red and Violets are blue, honey's sweet but not as sweet as you"

 

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